I have a friend who plays the Alto Sax and the Tenor Sax.
He is bi-saxual.
*I will show myself the door*
How can you tell when an alto is trying to break into your house? They can’t find the key and they don’t know where to come in.
Part of our choir got kidnapped last week! Two guys just got arrested for grand theft alto.
What do you call someone that plays Tenor and Alto saxophone? Bisaxual
The pun-ishment of notes When notes get in treble, bass-ically they get put behind bars. The alto-nate punishment is to push them off a clef and hope they land flat on sharp objects.