Alto Jokes

Funny Alto Jokes
Score: 27

How can you tell when an alto is trying to break into your house? They can’t find the key and they don’t know where to come in.

Score: 7

Part of our choir got kidnapped last week! Two guys just got arrested for grand theft alto.

Score: 5

What do you call someone that plays Tenor and Alto saxophone? Bisaxual

Score: 5

The pun-ishment of notes When notes get in treble, bass-ically they get put behind bars. The alto-nate punishment is to push them off a clef and hope they land flat on sharp objects.

Score: 4

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