American History Jokes

Funny American History Jokes
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What is a lion's favorite period of American History? The Roaring Twenties!!

:D

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Why was 9/11 one of the worst episodes in American History? It was the pilot

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What do you call the most successful vasectomist in American history? American Snipper

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On 9/11, one of the worst things in American history occured... Condolences from the UK on Trump winning the election.

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r/Jokes is like American history The same thing, over and over

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Why was 9/11 the worst day in American history? Because on the 9th November Donald Trump was elected president

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What's the biggest lie in American history? You have 2 minutes uninterrupted.

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The Mormon Prophet has banned Tomb Raider games... ...apparently they have fake Native American history in them that doesn't revolve around Native Americans being a lost tribe of Israel.

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American history in 5 words. As the parallel to the thread about Russian history, I would really like to have /u/HannasAnarion to write one about the US, because his summary of Russian history was amazing.

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American history in 7 words: "...otherwise they would have jumped us first".

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I was going to watch American History X But I figured what's the point if I haven't seen the first nine?

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What do Europeans call American History? Current events

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Trump is the first person in American history who is refusing to concede and leave the White House despite losing the election. I think he really wants to be the precedent.

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