"Five Horses Is Her Name"
A man asked an American Indian what was his wife's name. He replied, "She is called Five Horses".
The man said, "That's an unusual name for a wife. What does it mean?"
The Old Indian answered, "It old Indian name. It mean ..."
"NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG!"
Do you know that in some ancient American Indian language the word "vegetarian".... ...the word "vegetarian" means "a very bad hunter" ?
An American Indian and his Son are Hunting
"Buffalo come" the father says. "How you do know?" asks the son.
The father points towards his lobe and says "Stick to ear".
A native American indian is talking to his psychiatrist
He tells him "Doc, I dont know what is wrong with me. One moment I think I'm a teepee, the next I think I'm a wigwam."
The doctor says "Ah, I think I see your problem. You're too tense."
Did you hear about the American Indian who died from drinking too much tea? He drowned in his own tepee!
I saw an old news story about an American Indian that drank 3 gallons of iced tea in one sitting. Sadly, he ended up drowning in his own tea pee.
Nicki Minaj researched her family tree and discovered she was part American Indian. The tribe: Arapahoe.
Whats the difference between Jack Daniels and John Wayne? Jack Daniels is still killing American Indians
Five Horses A man asked an American Indian what was his wife's name. He replied, "She is called Five Horses". The man said, "That's an unusual name for a wife. What does it mean?" The Old Indian answered, "It old Indian name. It mean ..." "NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG!"
What brand of routers & switches do Native American indians use for computer networking on the reservation? **TP-Link** mostly, but occasionally they use **Buffalo**....