American Indian Jokes

"Five Horses Is Her Name" A man asked an American Indian what was his wife's name. He replied, "She is called Five Horses".
The man said, "That's an unusual name for a wife. What does it mean?"
The Old Indian answered, "It old Indian name. It mean ..."
"NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG!"

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Do you know that in some ancient American Indian language the word "vegetarian".... ...the word "vegetarian" means "a very bad hunter" ?

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Funny American Indian Jokes
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A native American indian is talking to his psychiatrist He tells him "Doc, I dont know what is wrong with me. One moment I think I'm a teepee, the next I think I'm a wigwam."

The doctor says "Ah, I think I see your problem. You're too tense."

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Did you hear about the American Indian who died from drinking too much tea? He drowned in his own tepee!

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I saw an old news story about an American Indian that drank 3 gallons of iced tea in one sitting. Sadly, he ended up drowning in his own tea pee.

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Nicki Minaj researched her family tree and discovered she was part American Indian. The tribe: Arapahoe.

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Whats the difference between Jack Daniels and John Wayne? Jack Daniels is still killing American Indians

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Five Horses A man asked an American Indian what was his wife's name. He replied, "She is called Five Horses". The man said, "That's an unusual name for a wife. What does it mean?" The Old Indian answered, "It old Indian name. It mean ..." "NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG!"

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What brand of routers & switches do Native American indians use for computer networking on the reservation? **TP-Link** mostly, but occasionally they use **Buffalo**....

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