A lawyer had just undergone surgery
...and as he came out of the anesthesia, he said,
"Why are all the blinds drawn, doctor?"
"There's a big fire across the street and we didn't want you to wake up and think the operation was a failure."
Did you hear about the Buddhist monk who refused anesthesia for his root canal? He wanted to transcend dental medication.
What do you call a skeleton who just had anesthesia? A numbskull
A monk refused to use anesthesia during a root canal... Apparently he wanted to transcend dental medication.
I went into surgery yesterday After the anesthesia wore off the nurse said if I didn't pee within 2 days to go to the ER. To help, she recommended sitting in a warm bath and peeing in there. I told her "No problem, I've been doing that since I was 2"
Patient- Can I use anesthesia on myself ? Doctor- Sure, knock yourself out !
During labour, a nurse came up to me and my wife & said, ‘How about Epidural Anesthesia?’ I was like, ‘Thanks, but I already picked a name.'
Patient said to the Anesthesia "Can i put myself to sleep?" Anesthesia "I don't see why not, knock yourself out!"
Every time I mention to a woman that my favorite name is Anesthesia, it doesn't end well For her
You should never ask an optometrist to help with the anesthesia. He kept poking the patients and asking them "Number one or number two?"
What does a doctor in testicular anesthesia do? Numb nuts.
A dyslexic shop owner got an order for sanitization equipment The buyers were confused as the shop owner delivered to them anesthesia, a pair of tongs and wire cutters