Condoms were invented by Arabic-Muslims sometime in the 1400s using lower goat intestine They were later improved by the British in 1873 by taking the intestine out of the goat first
Why was algebra so easy before Arabic numerals? Because X was always 10.
What do you call an Arabic dairy farmer? A milk sheikh.
Tomorrow you should turn back our clocks one hour. for Daylight Saving Time Unless you're Arabic, in which case you should set it forward 14 centuries.
I've started learning Arabic So I know when to start running.
How do you say goodbye in Arabic? "BOOM!"
Have You Heard of the Arabic Santa Clause? No? Me either. It's because he's on the No-Fly list.
What did the Arabic neckbeard name his son? M'hammad.
Another joke translated from Arabic
A man was walking home from work when he got in a car accident
His wife comes in a hurry to the hospital and asks the Doctor how he’s doing the Doctor says
“We got him out of intensive care but he died”
Some idiot asked me what the 27th letter of the Arabic alphabet is... And all I could say was, "Wow".
Why did the unfaithful Arabic woman cross the road? To get to the other Sayid.
What is the Arabic word for Priest? Infidel.
What do you get when you cross slow dancing with Arabic royalty? Dancing Sheikh to Sheikh.
Arabic Muslims are immigrating everywhere and converting people to their religion. They hold sermons in Arabic and insist on speaking their language. Sooner or later we'll all be counting in Arabic too.
Marine Le Pen, recount the vote! I do not trust Arabic numbers, use Roman numerals.
I don't understand numbers, It's all Arabic to me.
In America, what is the difference between optimists and pessimists? Optimists are learning Spanish, while pessimists are learning Arabic.
If an Arabic bull sits in the sun for too long... He Istanbul
I started an 80's cover band with Arabic lyric translations. We're called Quran Quran.
I've started giving things Arabic names just for the fun of it. That's just Mahmud.
Two Arabic women are in a car, who is driving? Their husband
What do you call a cowshed in Arabic? A Mubarak
What do you call an Arabic rapper? Vanilla Isis
I just discovered a subreddit called /r/abs Turns out it wasn't about arabic culture.
What did the policeman say when the Arabic man escaped from jail? GOTTA CATCH JAMAL
An arabic man walks into a bar. He holds up two fingers and says, "Seven beers, please."
"Are you really from France?"
"Yes, I am."
"Prove it. Say something in Arabic."
Why did all the arabic women walk to the left side of road even though they knew there was a pit? Because they have no rights!
Which US National park is most welcoming to Arabic and the Jewish people? Yosemite.