Archery Jokes

Have you ever tried blind folded archery? You don't know what you're missing.

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Have you ever tried blindfolded archery? You don’t know what you’re missing!

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How do you improve your archery? With better arrow dynamics.

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What did Orion receive when he won second place in the archery contest? The constellation prize.

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Did you hear about the time Orion lost an archery match? He was given a constellation prize.

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Funny Archery Jokes
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Why doesn’t the philosopher like to do archery? Because he Kant hit the Marx.

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I recently took up blindfolded archery I'm liking it a lot. If you haven't tried, give it a go.

You don't know what you're missing.

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My partner asked how I got invited to the Archery Champions Ball. I told her I had to pull a few strings.

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Why was the Mexican bad at archery? He didn't habanero

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I was gonna try out archery But there are too many drawbacks

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Why couldn't the pepper practice archery? Because he didn't habanero.

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How did you learn archery? I'm elf-taught.

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I was gonna try out archery But there were too many drawbacks

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What did Orion receive after losing an archery competition? A constellation prize.

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Why couldn’t the pepper practice archery? He didn’t hab-an-ero.

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Have you ever tried blindfolded archery? You don't know what you missing.

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You should try doing archery blindfolded You don't know what you're missing!

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I tried blind archery today. For those who have never tried it, you don't know what you are missing!

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New joke! (Please don’t delete me!) Why can’t the green pepper practice archery?

Because it didn’t habanero!

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I'm not a fan of archery. It has too many drawbacks.

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I'm going to combine my love for political activism with my love of archery so that I can stick it to the man from a distance

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To the people making fun of archery... ...you cant try it until you nock it.

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A man who worked two jobs, archery manufacturing and mailman, was well known for his prowess in bed. He could make them quiver when he delivered.

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Why Wasn't the Green Pepper Able to Participate in the Archery Competition? It didn't habanero....

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Why couldn't the green pepper practice archery? Because it didn't habanero.

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What do you call an archery instructor named Bill who's cleaning up after class, who also has a weak grasp on possessives? Bill bow baggin's

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I recently got into archery There's a bit of a drawback, but I think it's quite fun!

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