Conversation that just happened between a friend (lawyer) and I (Architect).
Friend: Everybody hates lawyers, until they need one.
Me: Everybody loves architects, until they need one.
What's the difference between a doctor and an architect? An architect's mistakes are there for the world to see, but a doctor buries their mistakes.
What's the difference between an Architect and an Engineer? If architects built all the buildings, they would fall down on their own. If engineers built all the buildings, they'd be so ugly, we'd tear them all down.
I work with an amateur architect. It puts a roof over my head, sort of.
How often did the architect have to put long narrow paths in his blueprints? Hallways
I became an architect just west of Japan. It was a bad Korea choice.
What's the best way to get a Roman architect started on building your house? Column
Why does Pennywise make such a horrible SQL database architect? He tries to cast all the data to float.
An architect wasn't sure what to build the walls of a house out of. He was stucco
I invited an architect to my party last night He made the best entrance I've ever seen.
A computer architect walks up to an elevator and sees a sign that says "Out of Order".. .. and says "Even better!" and gets into it.
Why did the architect take so long to get started on his church blueprints? He couldn't decide what font to use.
An architect knows How to make a long story short.
A New Russian says to an architect:
"I want you to build three swimming pools: one with cold water, one with warm water, and one without any water."
"Why would the third one not have any water?"
"Cuz some of my friends can't swim."
What do you call a building that falls in love with its architect? Edifice Rex
My chubby friend has been an engineer, an artist, an architect... I guess you could say he’s an all rounder
What kind of snake would become an architect? A boa constructor.
An architect who drinks a lot will probably eventually turn into a... ... barfhitect.
Next country joke- France
So one day in Paris, an architect had just completed a tower, but needed a name. His partners didn't have any ideas either.
Then one of them tripped on a rock and exclaimed "I fell!"
The architect thought "That's a perfect name!"
A pessimist sees the glass half empty
An optimist sees the gall half full
An architect sees the glass two time too big
Why did the Egyptian architect go to jail? He was caught planning a pyramid scheme.