Interviewer to Pelè: Do you think Barzil's 1970 team can beat today's Argentina?
Pelè: Yes.
Interviewer: By how much?
Pelè: 1:0
Interviewer: That's it?
Pelè: Well, most of us are over 75 now...
In America, it's called Alt Right In Germany, it's called "This is Why Grandpa Lives in Argentina"
Donald Trump is said to have lack of foreign policy experience to be president, but in fairness, he has spent time meeting with foreign leaders around the world. Ms. Sweden, Ms. Argentina...
I heard the Argentina team has erectile dysfunction because they never finish
Ryan Lochte's first draft of his apology statement... "Hi guys, my bad. Apologies to the people of Argentina. Jeah!"
Why is Argentina struggling so much in the World Cup? Their style of play is too Messi!
Conversation between leaders of the UK and Argentina
UK: knock knock.
Argentina: who's there?
UK: Falkland Islands.
Argentina: I don't get it.
UK: And you never will.
What's the difference between the Argentina national team and a lawnmower? You can't run the lawnmower on choke for 95 minutes!
There’s been a musical written about France’s World Cup Performance The main song is “Don’t cry 4-3 Argentina”
Did you hear how Argentina lost the game? heard it was pretty Messi
What do you dial when calling the police in Argentina? Nein Juan Juan.
Hey are we next to Argentina?? Because it’s very Chile outside
According to reports, Argentina are picking their own team for the game against Nigeria, and are split from their coach tactics and opinions... Sounds like it's getting Messi.
Messi vs Pele
Journalist asks Pele:
Q: Do you think the Brazilian national team of 1970 would be able to defeat today's Argentina?
A: Yes.
Q: What would be final result?
A: 1: 0
Q: And that's all?
A: Well, most of us are more than 75 years old.
My grandfather survived the Holocaust in Germany. Then he quickly moved to Argentina.