I would tell you a joke about Nebraska
But it's too corny.
If you like dry humor though, I have a good one about Arizona!
Two Native Americans walk into a restaurant... The concierge asks, "Do you have reservations?" One of the guys replies, "Yes; mine is in Oklahoma and his is in Arizona."
Arizona may be a COVID 19 hot spot... ...but at least its a dry cough.
Hurricane Joaquin
This Category 3 Storm is likely to hit the Eastern US this week.
Good news for Arizona residents: you will not be affected by Joaquin, Phoenix.
Where did Timmy go during the explosion?
**EVERYWHERE**.
He had a newfound respect for life after being spared from such a life-changing event. He went to Arizona, Colorado, New York, England, then settled down in Paris with his now-engaged girlfriend.
It's illegal to hunt whales in Arizona
Arizona is land locked.
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They made the law to protect your mom
The only constants in life are taxes, death, and... 99c+tax AriZona Iced Tea
My son was moving to a city in Arizona. On the day before he left he told me, "I love you, Dad." I love you Tucson.
A suspicious white substance was found today at Arizona Cardinals practice Police concluded that the substance in question was actually the goal line, and we shouldn’t have to worry about any further scares this season.
Did you hear about that new wax museum in Arizona. And... it's gone.
What do you call it when a mother has twin boys in Arizona? Tucson.
I like options, so I'm looking through universities in Arizona. They have more degrees.
Arizona no longer holds the record for the country’s largest ice cube It changed states
In Arizona it’s illegal to hunt whales. Arizona is land locked. It’s amazing that the state made a law to protect your mom
I just read some great political news today!... ...Arizona, Georgia and North Carolina have all projected that they will probably have the 2020 ballots counted in time for the 2024 presidential election.
How do you win one of Arizona's largest city's noodle counting contest? You've got to have the right Tempe-ramen-tally
New documentary about Latinos in Arizona who don’t have transportation Narrated by Joaquin Phoenix
I love living in Arizona during summertime. There are so many hot shingles in my area!