Armadillo Jokes

I like dillos, but I don’t support giving them guns... I would never armadillo...

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I like dillos, but do not support giving them guns. I would never armadillo.

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What do you get when you cross a highway with an armadillo? About halfway across.

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Funny Armadillo Jokes
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an armadillo barely escaped birds of pray luckily, nuns are terribly slow in their habits

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What is an armadillo that kills murderers called? A karmadillo.

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What do an armadillo and Yoko On have in common?? They both live off dead beetles

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the armadillo it could be done

(in the South East, "to prove to the possum it could be done")

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What do you call an armadillo at a fashion show? A roll model

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