How do you stop an Armenian tank? You shoot the guys pushing it.
What's the difference between Turkey and Duck? Duck doesn't deny the Armenian Genocide.
I tried to tell an Armenian genocide joke in Istanbul. Nobody got it.
What's the difference between a turkey sandwich and a ham sandwich? A turkey sandwich doesn't recognize the Armenian genocide
Why does Turkey deny armenian genocide? Because they can't accept the failure - Kardashians are still alive
What does a Turkey eat when it's hungry? An Armenian!
This is Armenian Radio; our listeners asked us: “Is it possible to build socialism in Sahara desert?” We are answering: “Possible, but you will end up with a shortage of sand.”
What do you call an Armenian in a tree? Branch manager
What do you call the device that keeps an Armenian man safe? A Serj Protector.
Why don't more people cook Armenian food? Because it can be very thyme-consuming.
What do you call a dead Armenian in turkey? Never happened.
Nobody expects the.. Armenian genocide
What does gender and the Armenian Genocide have in common? They aren’t real.
- Wanna hear a Turkish joke?
\- OK!
\- What does the first time you got laid have in common with the Armenian genocide?
What do you call an armenian reptile Reptilian