I like my men how I like my women. That’s it. That’s the joke. I’m asexual.
Asexual Reproduction. I never really understood the appeal of asexual reproduction. But, You do you, I guess.
Asexual reproduction is reproduction with only one party And lots of alcohol and bad decisions
What do you call a carnivore that reproduces itself? Asexual Predator
Zombies are categorically asexual as they are more interested in taking head than giving head.
My friend came out as Asexual the other day, he wanted to see how I felt about it I told him, it was "A-Okay."
I came out to my girlfriend as a hetroromantic asexual. She said I could work on the romantic part.
My boyfriend just told me he's asexual I'm not taking it hard.
Pro Tip: How do you spot an Asexual person in a Nudist Beach? it's not hard
A asexual graffitied my house, shot my dog, and peed on my leg. He just didn't give a f*ck.