Askreddit Jokes

[AskReddit] I read that 4,156,257 people got married this year.... ....not to cause any problems, but shouldn't that be an even number?

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What do you call a filthy memer? Banned from Askreddit

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How does Sean Connery ask for Worchestershire sauce? (x-post from askreddit) Worsheshershershosh.

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What's the difference between the answers to an askreddit and a typical TIL? About two days.

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A man told his wife he was going grocery shopping... ...and she said "Pick up a gallon of milk. If they have eggs, get a dozen."

The man gets back with twelve gallons of milk and said "They had eggs".

*Credit to whoever posted this in that askreddit thread*

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Two fish in a tank One turns to the other and says "how do you drive this thing?"

Repost from a comment on /r/askreddit

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Mr and Mrs Chedder had a baby... They were expecting a Parmesan, but instead ended up with a Parmedaughter.

(Posted as an answer on AskReddit, thought it belonged here too)

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How to write a Buzzfeed article: r/askreddit

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The maker doesn't want it, the buyer doesn't use it, and the user doesn't know it; what is it? Norton antivirus.

(I remembered this from an askreddit thread years ago)

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R/askreddit: What small things in life make big difference? R/jokes: Compound Interest.

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Which is the urine drop that makes the most distance? The one you put back in your pants

Inspired by a recent askreddit
My dad used to tell this joke

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What does every answer in r/askreddit start with? “I’m not a ______, but...”

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