Audi Jokes

A cowboy walks into a German car showroom and says, "Audi".

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A cowboy opens a German car dealership His business card says "Audi Partner"

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My younger brother is an example of what can happen to people who get involved in drugs. ......an Audi Q7 & his own house by the age of 20.

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What's a cowboy's favorite vehicle? Audi, partner.

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Funny Audi Jokes
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What's a cowboy's favorite car? Audi, partner.

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What'd the cowboy say when he walked into the German car dealership? Audi...

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What do you call a rich brown person driving an Audi? A Saudi

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What's the title of Audi CEO? Lord of the Rings.

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A child gets a toy Ferrari stuck in his belly button... ... it wouldn't be a problem if it was an Audi.

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A cowboy walks into a German car dealership and says "Audi, pardner."

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What does a a cowboy car salesman say *tips hat* Audi

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What did the cowboy say upon entering the German dealership? "Audi"

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What does a German Cowboy say? Audi


(I'm not sorry)

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A redneck wants to buy a German car. ”Audi partner!”

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What type of belly buttons do cars have? Audi's.

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What did the cowboy say as he walked into a German car garage? Audi

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My Texan friends really seem to love German cars. Every time I see them, they smile, wave real friendly-like and say, "Audi!"

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This cowboy walks into a German car showroom, And he says "Audi!"

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How does a german cowboy say hi? Audi

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I wanted to buy an Audi. But I can't A4'd it.

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I saw the rarest beast on the way home from work yesterday. An Audi driver actually used his signal while changing lanes.

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What make of car do cowboys drive? Audi

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New car factory in USA As I understand it the Audi car company are opening a new factory in Texas to produce a new SUV to be called the Audi Neighbour.

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What kind of a belly button does a German car mechanic have? An Audi

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Someone bet me a car that I wouldn't get belly button enhancement surgery. I just got me an Audi.

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What is a cowboys favorite car? An Audi, pardner!

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I got a new car that makes a lot of noise. It's the new audi-ble

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A cowboy walks into a German car convention... He sees a beautiful woman, walks up to her and says, "Audi"

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What's Clint Eastwoods favourite make of car? Audi, partner.

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What’s Matthew McConaughey’s favourite car? An Audi R8, R8, R8

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A Cowboy walks in to a well known car showroom and says Audi.

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What did one Scottish Audi ask the other? Are you R8?

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