What do you call gingers in Auschwitz? Concentrated Orange Jews
What's the best thing about going to Auschwitz? Plenty of seats on the train ride home.
What was Adolf Hitler's campaign slogan? *"Auschwitz the old, in with the Jews!"*
I don't know why people are surprised when I tell them my Grandfather Made it out of Auschwitz. Most of the German officers did.
I used to brag to my grandson about how many girls I picked up at Auschwitz. He said it doesn't count since I used a dust pan and brush.
My Grandfather died in Auschwitz Poor guy fell out of the guard tower
What did the Jews rate their stay at Auschwitz? One star.
I don't understand why people are in awe when I tell them my grandfather survived Auschwitz. Most of the other German officers did too!
Did you know Auschwitz has the highest hotel rating? 1.1 million stars
I'm getting really sick of all the Holocaust jokes... My great grandfather died at Auschwitz, so I find these jokes really offensive. Granted, he fell out of a guard tower and broke his neck, but I think that still counts.
I don't understand why people are in awe when I tell them my father survived Auschwitz Most of the other German officers did too.
What's the best hotel in the world? Auschwitz. 1.3 million stars.
Jews rated their trip to auschwitz It was one star
Jews rated their trip to Auschwitz: ##**They all gave it one star.**
Can you stop making holocaust jokes? My grandfather died in Auschwitz He fell out of a guard tower.
Hitler asks a jewish kid...
Hitler wants to hear the dreams of jewish kids. So, he visits Auschwitz and finds one kid sitting in a corner, freezing to death.
"Hallo kinder, what is your dream?"
"Herr Hitler, when I grow-"
"IF..IF you grow up."
Why was Auschwitz the best hotel? It had six million stars.
I read that apparently 1 in 10 young Germans believe Auschwitz is a type of beer.
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I tried it once. It wasn't for me. Too gassy...
So many jokes about the Holocaust but how would you feel if your grandparent died in Auschwitz? My grandad did, he fell off the guard tower.
The Auschwitz-Birkenau Museum released a PSA that visitors were not allowed to play Pokemon GO! Because they didn't want people pretending to be Ash
Walking into a concentration camp be like Auschwitz here we go again
My grandpa died in Auschwitz He fell down from the watchtower.
Why did so many jews die at Auschwitz? Because the exit doors were coin operated.
How do you pickup chicks in Auschwitz ? With a dustpan..
How do you pick up a girl from Auschwitz? With a dust pan
What’s the deal with prisons and starting with the letter A... I mean Alcatraz, Azkaban, Australia and Auschwitz.
What's the worst place to run in to your ex girlfriend? Auschwitz
What is the best formula for leaving Auschwitz? Lenght of chimney x wind speed
A 9/11 widow, a black slave, a jew who survived Auschwitz and a clairvoyant walk in to the Challenger Spacecraft "I don't like where this joke is going" says the clairvoyant
Concentration camps are not a matter to joke about! People died there and it is not funny. My Grandpa died in Auschwitz He fell from the guard tower
Today, I remember my grandfather who died in Auschwitz He slipped and fell off the guard tower.
My grandfather died at Auschwitz. He had a heart attack and fell right out of the guard tower.
My grandfather was a Holocaust survivor and made it out of Auschwitz alive. Then again, most of the Waffen SS did.
What hotel has the highest rating? Auschwitz, it has 1 million stars
The jews rated their trips to Auschwitz... they all gave it one star.
What Gives Me Uncontrollable Gas?
Auschwitz.
(I played this hand in CAH <3)
How do you catch chicks in auschwitz? With a dust pan
What Do You Call a Fight Between Auschwitz Prisoners Star Wars