An aviation enthusiast enters a bar. He asks, "Do you have any helicopter flavored potato chips?" The bartender laughs and says, "Sorry, we only have plain chips."
A lot of people are into flight and aviation... that's cool and all, but I find the whole thing rather Boeing.
Did you hear the one about the American military aviation enthusiast who bought himself a French fighter plane? He was arrested for possession of an Assault Rafale.
Did you hear about the Japanese firefighter who changed careers to aviation in 1940? He went from hero to Zero.
What does CNN call back-to-back aviation disasters? Christmas in July
I hired a specialist aviation lawyer to deal with a dispute I had with an airport baggage handler. He lost the case.
I'd rather not talk about my aviation pun addiction. It's a soar subject.
Rockets? Maybe. But the Chinese haven't contributed to aviation. After all, two Wongs don't make a Wright.
What are three most useless things in aviation?
The runway behind you.
The altitude above you.
The fuel back at the fbo still in the fuel truck.
Aviation joke.... It's better to break ground and head into the wind. Than to break wind and head into the ground.
So a guy walks into a careers advice centre...
He walks over to the counter after reading up on some potential aviation jobs and asks "Do you know where the Royal Air Force flyers are?".
The man at the counter replied "In a rack somewhere".
The worst aviation accident in the history of California... Did you hear about the single passenger plane that crashed into a cemetery last week? Top investigators are on it and they have already found over 700 corpses.
How do you make a small fortune in aviation? Start out with a large fortune.
What do you call...
What do you call a forum page about Swedish military aviation?
A saabreddit
Aviation Lawyer joke.
I need some good aviation lawyer joke/pun. Hit me with your best shot.
Let me open with this.
The airline lost my luggage, I want to sue them but the lawyer don't think I have a case.
Don’t get to close to a bee power plant Or you might get aviation poisoning