TIL that at age 13 Jewish girls have a Bat Mitzvah and at age 15 Latina girls have a... Baby shower.
What do they call a baby shower in Japan? A Bukkake.
Comedy is like a baby shower Useless if the delivery goes wrong
An expecting couple is buying party supplies.
The cashier asks “What’s the occasion?”
“Oh, We are having our baby shower,” says the wife.
“That’s pretty impressive,” says the cashier. “My wife and I still have to bathe ours.”
What is one event the guest of honor is not expected to show up? A baby shower
It's weird that they call it a baby shower. A more accurate name would be a supplies party.
How do you start a baby shower? Throw it into a wood chipper.
I went to a baby shower I was torn between a vacuum or a coat hanger as a gift
Went to my first baby shower today... Took five loads on the face at once!!!
I was in the shower when I had a miscarriage. Worst baby shower ever.
My wife is pregnant and we had a couple's baby shower ... when they asked me to speak, I announced that the child is not mine and everyone got really upset Apparently they don't faux pas.