Two bacteria walk into a bar. The bartender says, “We don’t serve bacteria here.” The bacteria say, “But we work here, we’re staph"
Two bacteria walk into a bar
Two bacteria walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "We don't serve bacteria here."
And the bacteria says,
*"But we work here. We're staph."*
My friend told me he hated blue cheese because it's literally just cheese with bacteria. I told him to stop discriminating against other cultures.
I hate when bacteria gets into me without me knowing It makes me sick!
I don't want acne, But bacteria in cyst
New technology uses bacteria to power a laptop I guess you could say the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the dell
Why are bacteria better than viruses? Because viruses don't have culture
Where do bacteria like to vacation? Germany
Why do bacteria wait 5 seconds before touching food? They first need to skip an ad
i can’t believe bacteria just enters our bodies without asking it just makes me sick.
Two bacteria walk into a grungy bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve bacteria here!" And the bacteria says, "But we work here. We're staph."
How bacteria stay in contact while they're in jail? They exchange cell numbers.
Two bacteria walk into a bar, then into the staff area.
The barman says “get out!”
The bacteria say “don’t worry, we’re staph”
What happens to a bacteria when he travels from his home colony to another? He experiences culture shock.
Two bacteria walk into a bar...
The bartender says, "We don't serve bacteria here."
And the bacteria says, "But we work here. We're staph."
I can't believe all these viruses and bacteria invade my body without permission Makes me sick
Yo momma is so fat... When the doctors told her she had flesh-eating bacteria they gave her 10 years to live
What country do bacteria like the most? Germany.
What do you call a rude and isolated bacteria? Uncultured.
My favorite jokes are about bacteria. They’re no-brainers.
One hundred bacteria walk into a bar... of soap and get eradicated. There is only one survivor.
A Bacteria walks into a bar... A bacteria walks into a bar and goes to walk into the kitchen. The bartender stops him and says, "hey, you're not allowed in there". the bacteria replies, "no, it's ok, I'm staff."
Yo mama's like bacteria
...she procreates every 30 minutes and causes diseases.
(Just came in my mind a few moments ago)
Two bacteria walk into a bar... The bartender says, "Get out! We don't serve any bacteria in this bar. The two bacteria say, "Hey, but we work here. We're staph."
Be nice to bacteria... they're the only culture some people have.
Why do bacteria congregate in public places? It's a part of their culture.
Why Can't you see the bacteria in milk? Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)
German scientists have discovered a new drug, derived from the bacteria *Adolfus hitlerii*, which will be applied to people with ADD. Its ad campaign will carry the slogan "It helps Jew concentrate"
What do you call bacteria that can swim fast? Micro Phelps.
What do you call it when you are studying bacteria and someone steals your sample? Cultural appropriation.
You should know much bacteria is on raw meat. Lives are at steak.
Who do you call when the church has bacteria? Pasteur Louis
What did the bacteria say when the acne started developing the second time? I'm bac.
How many bacteria does it take to change a lightbulb? One ... no, two ... no, four ... no, eight ...
Why did the patient take his medication at 6:00pm when the doctor said to take it at 9:00pm? He wanted to surprise the bacteria!
What did the virus say to the bacteria? Looks like our pathogens have crossed.
Why should we support bacteria? They're the only culture some people have.
bacteria is like family They always eat your leftovers.
When alien bacteria arrived on Earth via meteor strikes, what was the first thing it did? Colonize.