A banker, a worker and an immigrant An immigrant, a worker and a banker are sitting at the table with 10 cookies. The banker takes 9 and then tells the worker "watch out, the immigrant is going to steal your cookie".
Remember in Monopoly, when some insufferable kids couldn't agree who was banker, they'd refuse to play completely? Welcome to the shutdown...
Why did the banker dump his girlfriend? He lost interest.
I was thinking of becoming a banker ... But I lost interest
Why did the banker eat lunch by himself? Because he was a loaner.
I wanted to be a banker But then I lost interest.
Are you a banker... because I want you to leave me a loan.
When I was a kid, I wanted to be a banker when I grew up. ...but I lost interest
Chinese man in a London bank A Chinese man living in London went to the bank and asked the banker, "Why I have less money in my account than yesterday?" The banker replied, "Fluctuations." The Chinese man said, "Oh yeah? Well fluck you Blitish too!"
Why did the banker quit his job? He lost interest.
Why did the head banker get fired? He just lost interest in the job
I used to be a banker... but then I lost interest.
Why did the banker quit his job? Because he lost Interest
A doctor walks into a bank... When he goes to sign a check, he pulls a rectal thermometer out of his pocket. He looks up at the banker and says "Dang it, some ***hole has my pen!"
I asked the banker to check my balance. He pushed me.
I became a banker. Then I lost interest.
Did you hear about the woman who doesn't like banker jokes? So if you take her on a date, you'd better not teller any.
I wanted to be an investment banker when I grew up Then I lost interest.
What did the banker use for birth control? His personality
This banker I know has absolutely no friends... I think he's loanly
What do you get when you cross a banker with a fish? A loan shark.
Why did the banker resign? His customers lost interest in him.
I used to be a banker... But I eventually lost interest.
A banker tells his client that a £1,000,000 investment will turn into a ton of money!
So the the client asks "How much is a ton of money"
The banker responds "Two Thousand Pounds"
Dracula says he doesn't want to become an investment banker.. He said he hates stakeholders.
What do you call an Asian banker with no friends? Loan Lee
What did the New York Banker Type say to the Prostitute after their transaction was complete? It was a business doing pleasure with you.
What do you call a banker's disgusting fetish? His gross interest.
I used to want to be a banker.... but I lost interest.
Banker I used to be banker, but I lost interest ;D
Never play poker with a banker. They always have the best suits.
I used to be a banker... Then I lost interest
Why did the one eyed banker lose his job? He didn't have any debtperception.