I used to like banking... ... But then I lost interest.
Give a man a fish
Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day.
Teach a man to phish, and he'll steal all your banking information.
Why did Slovakia move to digital banking? because they ran out of Czechs
I used to love banking... i just lost interest...
I recently switched from Wells Fargo to a credit union... ...my banking got much simpler - bye all accounts.
Where do dogs do their banking? Barclays
Things are still bad at the banking industry. The other day, a friend of mine went to the bank and asked the teller to check her balance. The guy leaned over and pushed her.
I thought about going into investment banking Then I lost interest.
Why is banking like castration? Once you've lost your assets, you get no interest.
The American Bobsledding Team has made Millions of Dollars Because they are great at banking.
My friend got fired from his banking job... because he lost interest.
An investment banking joke
There was a man with an ailing horse. Visiting the vet he said: "Can you help me? Sometimes the horse walks fine and sometimes he limps."
The vets reply was pointed: "No problem - when he's walking fine, sell him."
What did Jaws call his solo banking firm? Loan shark.
A career in organized crime
A son says to his father "Dad I'm considering a career in organized crime"
The father replies "That's great son, I heard investment banking pays great now a days"
Did you hear about the wolf that left his pack for banking? He's a loan wolf now.
What do you call a sub-account in your offshore banking portfolio used specifically for hookers? A Cayman-sider
What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Marriage
Saw two bottles of Trump's perfume "Success by Trump" for sale on eBay this morning.
Perfume? More like "Oh, de toilette".
(Not great, I know, but I'm really banking on the postal and absentee upvotes)