Girls use chemicals to remove polish and no one bats an eye But when hitler does it everyone loses their mind
One day Bruce Wayne learned that his great great great great great great grandmother encountered a vigilante who called himself "The Man of Bats..." It was his Nana's Nana's Nana's Nana's Batman.
If Bruce Wayne overcame his fear of bats by becoming his phobia... why am I still afraid of failure?
Steal everyone's eyelids and no one bats an eye Remove their brains from their skulls and everyone loses their mind.
Did you know that bats aren't actually blind? That's why they are so good at hitting baseballs
In America, dogs are K9.
In China, dogs are E10.
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(don't start wit the bats)
How are bats like real-estate agents? It’s all echo-location location location
Joker: "Hey Bats, Wanna hear a joke?"
Batman: "Sure"
Joker: "Parental Love"
Batman: "I don't get it"
Joker: "Exactly."
Girls use chemicals to remove polish on a daily and no one bats an eye... But when Hitler does it everyone loses their mind
Use chemicals to remove polish and no one bats an eye... use chemicals to remove Polish and you're literally Hitler
Use chemicals to remove polish and no one bats an eye.... Use chemicals to remove the Polish and you are literally Hitler
If you remove everyone's eyelashes, no one bats an eye. But if you remove everyone's Brains, everyone loses their minds.
Two bats were hanging upside down in a cave
The first bat asks the second, “Do you remember the worst day of your life?”
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“I sure do," said the second bat. "It was the day I had diarrhea.”
When a girl says she wants to have a guy's babies, no one bats an eye, but when I say I want to give someone my babies- -I'm suddenly under arrest for human trafficking.
Take everyone's eye lids and noone bats an eye. Take everyone's brains and everybody loses their minds.
How do we know bats understand cause and effect? They see the world as a series of repercussions.
Eyelash surgery
Mess up an eyelash surgery and no one bats an eye.
Mess up a brain surgery and everybody loses their minds
I'm terrified of bats, but I blame my childhood for that. My dad always took a good swing at me.
A surgeon fails an eye surgery No one bats an eye
A surgeon fails an eye surgery
No one bats an eye.
A surgeon fails a brain surgery
and everybody loses their minds
What medical condition are elderly bats most afraid of? Incontinence.
How do you avoid bats flying into your face? Don't go to baseball games.
(popular indian Joke) Why doesnt china have a cricket team? They eat bats and don't understand the concept of boundaries..
What's the difference between the Polish and polish? No one bats an eye if you use chemicals to remove polish, but if you use chemicals to remove the Polish, most of the world will turn against you
Girls use chemicals to remove polish, and no one bats an eye. Hitler uses chemicals to remove Polish, and he's a bad person!?
A hippopotamus walks into a bar. He buys a drink for the rabbit on the bar stool. She bats her eyes at him. He asks for a dance..
The rabbit says "tango?"
He says "nope.... Lets do Hip Hop!"
Why do the Chinese suck at Cricket? Because they eat all the bats
What do vampire fruit bats eat? Blood oranges.
A bunch of bats are hanging on a tree branch...
BAT A: Hey look at Harry he's hanging the other way up!! (like a bird)
BAT B: He's been having these fainting spells all week.
How do blind bats fall in love? They just click
Pee in the pool and nobody bats an eye Do it from the diving board and everyone loses their minds
My 9 year old nephew told me he wished he could be like Batman. So I killed my brother & his wife & tossed my my nephew into a pit filled with bats.
In China they call me the Joker... Because I'm crazy about Bats and will kill your parents.
TIL bats aren't actually blind. No wonder they're so good at hitting baseballs.
Have you heard about that new place in town that makes Tennis Bats? Apparently people have been complaining because they make a Racket.