Why wasn't Hitler invited to the BBQ? Because he always burns the franks.
Why doesn't Hitler ever get invited to a BBQ? He keeps burning the Franks
You're surely familiar with Murphy's Law, but do you know what Cole's Law is? It's a cabbage salad, often served as a side dish at a BBQ.
My great grandma started giggling at a family BBQ and when I asked what’s funny she said... “Everyone here is alive because I got laid”.
Nobody throws a BBQ as good as me My record is 21 feet.
What's a social gathering where everyone has beef with everyone ? BBQ
I invited my erectile dysfunction support group over for a BBQ... Nobody came.
What's the worst thing about going to a Vegan BBQ? The screaming.
Why should you never BBQ on your roof?
The steaks are too high.
^I'll ^see ^myself ^out
How fast can Klingon's run?
About Warf speed.
My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.
What do you bring to a lawyer BBQ? Just ice
What do you call a BBQ pun? A meataphor
Why is having a BBQ not popular in Italy? Spaghetti keep falling through the grill
An Australian Christmas
Australian Santa: What would you like for Christmas little girl?
Girl: A Barbie
**girl wakes up to find a Broil King BBQ under the tree**
When your SO asks Daddy for ketchup at the family BBQ. And you BOTH grab it at the same time.
If Fred Durst opened a BBQ restaurant, he'd probably call it... LIMP BRISKET
You know as long as you keep babies well fed they're usually pretty good... But I like mine with a little BBQ sauce.
A joke my 9 yr old told at a BBQ we had over the weekend. He brought down the house.
Why do squirrels swim on their backs?
To keep their nuts dry!
Did you hear about the new Vietnamese noodle / southern BBQ fusion restaurant? It's called Pho-Q
BBQ joke (OC)
“Mmmmmmm. This all reminds me of Fred. His motto was, “Low and slow.”
“He was seriously into barbecue, huh?”
“No, unfortunately, he was a pilot “
Just went to a BBQ place..
Me: I'll have 6 ribs please
Waiter: We only serve those in quantities of 3, 5, 7, or 13.
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Turns out it was prime rib.
What did the black kid get on his ACT? BBQ sauce
Why wasn't Hitler invited to the BBQ? He always burns the franks.
A grill master wanted to load up the grill with more BBQ, but he was running low on hot coals ... So, he decided not to brisket.
What’s a vegetarian bbq party like? They just smoke weed.
At work they gave us cookies to remember the Apollo 11 launch. I can't wait for the Apollo 1 memorial BBQ!
A group chat in messenger
**Frank:** The party starts at 7pm! We'll have a BBQ so I was wondering if anyone was vegetarian?
**Karen:** I am!! <3 that's so sweet of you to ask!!
**\*Frank removed Karen from the chat\***
How can you tell a vegan at a BBQ? You don't have to. They will tell you.
How do you know when there's a vegetarian at your bbq? They'll tell you.
What do you get when you cross BBQ'ed pork with a gigantic sea monster? Release the Kracklen!
What do you call a BBQ full of wiggers? Limp Brizket
A Pakistani took over a BBQ restaurant, staff left and were replaced by a guy who did not know much English When asked about what they did the guy defensively claimed "Only halal service. We separated, slaughtered and grilled ourselves"
Did you here about the bbq murderer? He thought he left no eye witness, but coleslaw it
Today my dinner plans were foiled... Potatoes on the BBQ
I moved my ferret cage to my front porch to have a BBQ in the back yard. Now my house has a mullet... Business in the front, party in the back!
I’m never going to a company BBQ again Told the car pool that I needed to stop for some ice on the way and they threw me out of the car.
Why do mountain climbers bbq at the peak rather than at the base? Because the steaks are high.
Salsa! Guacamole! Aioli! Honey-Mustard! BBQ! I'm calling dips.