Beatles Jokes

What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common? They are both living off of dead beatles.

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"Beatles or Stones?" I asked my son. "Why can't I just have something normal for dinner?" he pleaded

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Funny Beatles Jokes
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(I heard this one a while back, sorry) Why can't you use a the restroom at a Beatles reunion concert? Because there is no John.

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What would it take to reunite The Beatles? 2 Bullets

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Dad is obsessive compulsive about his vinyl and owns every single Beatles record except for one.. I think he needs Help.

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What would The Beatles have been called if Ringo never joined? The Beatless

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What would it take to reunite the Beatles? 2 more bullets.

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What do Yoko Ono and Ethiopians have in common? They both live off of dead Beatles.

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Whats yellow and lives off dead beatles? Yoko Ono

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I found out about this cool underground band called The Beatles. Well actually only about half of them are underground at the moment.

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It's a shame The Beatles didn't make the submarine in that song green. That would've been sublime.

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The Truth About The Beatles John was the brain

Paul was the heart

George was the spirit

Ringo was the drummer

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What does Yoko Ono and a spider have in common? They both live off of dead beatles.

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What would reunite the Beatles? 2 more bullets

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"Beatles or Stones?" I asked my son. "Why can't we have something normal for dinner?" He said

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What is yellow and lives off dead Beatles? Yoko Ono

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Why did Paul McCartney quit the Beatles? He drank RedBull.

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The Beatles were sitting in the studio, making up ideas for new songs. Paul: Anyone got any ideas for how we should end Hey Jude?

John: Nah.

George: Nah.

Ringo: Nah.

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What’s yellow and lives off dead beetles? Yoko Ono.

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The Beatles have reformed and have brought out a new album. It’s mostly drum and bass.

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What's yellow and feeds on dead beatles? Yoko Ono

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What does it take to have a Beatles reunion? 2 more bullets

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What do you call the Russian version of The Beatles "Let It Be"? So Be It.

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What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets

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Who is the drummer for the Mexican Beatles? Gringo Starr

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What do spiders and Yoko Ono have in common? They both live off dead beatles.

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Shakespeare & The Beatles walk into a pub... ...Landlord says, "sorry mate, you're barred and those guys are banned".

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What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common? They both live off of dead beatles

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What can bring The Beatles back together? Two more bullets.

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Where are all the old Beatles records stored? The Lennon closet.

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Why do Flat Earthers hate The Beatles? Because the Earth is round, it turns them off.

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Fun fact: taking a can of bug spray to my phone will delete half my music library by killing all of The Beatles

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What's yellow and lives off of beatles? Yoko Ono

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What does it take to bring the Beatles together? Two bullets

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What do Yoko Ono and spiders have in common? They both live off of dead Beatles.

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My Wife Said Shes Going To Jump Off A Cliff Because Of My Obsession... With The Beatles, at first I didn't believe her. But then I Saw Her Standing There.

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