What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common? They are both living off of dead beatles.
"Beatles or Stones?" I asked my son. "Why can't I just have something normal for dinner?" he pleaded
(I heard this one a while back, sorry) Why can't you use a the restroom at a Beatles reunion concert? Because there is no John.
What would it take to reunite The Beatles? 2 Bullets
Dad is obsessive compulsive about his vinyl and owns every single Beatles record except for one.. I think he needs Help.
What would The Beatles have been called if Ringo never joined? The Beatless
What would it take to reunite the Beatles? 2 more bullets.
What do Yoko Ono and Ethiopians have in common? They both live off of dead Beatles.
Whats yellow and lives off dead beatles? Yoko Ono
I found out about this cool underground band called The Beatles. Well actually only about half of them are underground at the moment.
It's a shame The Beatles didn't make the submarine in that song green. That would've been sublime.
The Truth About The Beatles
John was the brain
Paul was the heart
George was the spirit
Ringo was the drummer
What does Yoko Ono and a spider have in common? They both live off of dead beatles.
What would reunite the Beatles? 2 more bullets
"Beatles or Stones?" I asked my son. "Why can't we have something normal for dinner?" He said
What is yellow and lives off dead Beatles? Yoko Ono
Why did Paul McCartney quit the Beatles? He drank RedBull.
The Beatles were sitting in the studio, making up ideas for new songs.
Paul: Anyone got any ideas for how we should end Hey Jude?
John: Nah.
George: Nah.
Ringo: Nah.
What’s yellow and lives off dead beetles?
Yoko Ono.
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The Beatles have reformed and have brought out a new album. It’s mostly drum and bass.
What's yellow and feeds on dead beatles? Yoko Ono
What does it take to have a Beatles reunion? 2 more bullets
What do you call the Russian version of The Beatles "Let It Be"? So Be It.
What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets
Who is the drummer for the Mexican Beatles? Gringo Starr
What do spiders and Yoko Ono have in common? They both live off dead beatles.
Shakespeare & The Beatles walk into a pub... ...Landlord says, "sorry mate, you're barred and those guys are banned".
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common? They both live off of dead beatles
What can bring The Beatles back together? Two more bullets.
Where are all the old Beatles records stored? The Lennon closet.
Why do Flat Earthers hate The Beatles? Because the Earth is round, it turns them off.
Fun fact: taking a can of bug spray to my phone will delete half my music library by killing all of The Beatles
What's yellow and lives off of beatles? Yoko Ono
What does it take to bring the Beatles together? Two bullets
What do Yoko Ono and spiders have in common? They both live off of dead Beatles.
My Wife Said Shes Going To Jump Off A Cliff Because Of My Obsession... With The Beatles, at first I didn't believe her. But then I Saw Her Standing There.