Why couldn't the radish finish the race? He was just a little beet.
If two vegans get in a fight, is it still considered a beef? Or a beet down?
What did the D.J. say to the Vegetable Farmer? Lettuce turnip the beet.
A green onion shouts "Yo, drop the beet!" Quite the rapscallion.
What did the vegetable say to the dj? lettuce turnip the beet
What do vegetarians say at a rave? Lettuce Turnip the Beet
What did the garden say when he liked the music? LETTUCE. TURNIP. THE BEET!
What did the carrot say to the DJ? Lettuce Turnip The Beet
What is something that's burried but you can still dance on it? A beet
Why was the clumsy vegetable farmer a good dj? Because he dropped the beet.
How do you introduce an exhausted red vegetable to a steak? "Beat beet, meet meat."
What did the DJ say to the farmer?
Lettuce, turnip, the beet.
I know, it was corny.
When you drop the beet... ...everybody's going to turnip
What was the vegan rock band's first hit? Lettuce turnip the beet!
I may be sweet like sugar, but I'll still beet you with my cane.
What did Michael Jackson say to the Vegetables? Just beet it
My grandma won the local grocery store's anual dance competition. She didn't miss a beet.
What did the vegetables say to get the party started? Lettuce turnip the beet.
What did the knight say to the turnip? Begone, foul beet!
What did the vegetarian do at the club Dropped a beet
That is the most musical vegetable? The beet.
Ever had real cane sugar? It cannot be beet.
Why did the vegetable band break up? They couldn't keep the beet.
Why did the veggie band sound horrible live? Because they were missing a beet.
did you hear about the clumsy musician who tried gardening? he dropped the beet
There's a party in the garden so lettuce turnip the beet
What do you call a vegetable that doesn't take care if it's children?
A dead beet dad
Hope you liked my OC joke
What did the beet farmer say to the man holding his son and his fish hostage? "Give me the beet boy, and free my sole!"
What did the carrot say to the wheat? Lettuce rest, I'm feeling beet.
United Airlines adds a new food item to their menu Beet Salad
Three vegetables walk into a club Lettuce, turnip and beet.
What did the starving ethiopian rapper say? Give me a fat beet!
My friend has started a new diet consisting of nothing but root vegetables. Personally, I've found it hard to beet.
How does Dwight Schrute keep himself entertained on the farm? Beet boxing.
What do you call a vegetable composer in a microwave? Beet-oven
What's better, a v-day dinner with a vegan faminist, or with beer and Netflix? I don't know any vegan faminists and beet and Netflix is my constant state of being
I was in a cooking competition with my friend yesterday. Did you beet him?
What did the police officer say to the perp holding a rotten, purple vegetable?
Drop that funky beet!
What did the police officer say to the perp holding Allen Ginsberg?
Drop that funky beat!