My atheist wife wants to name our son a biblical name. Honestly, I'm appauled
I’ve known thousands of women in the biblical sense. And by biblical sense I mean they’re imaginary.
Why are Biblical scholars nervous about Donald Trump's pick for VP? Because according the Book of Revelations, the arrival of the apocalypse will first be signaled by Trump-Pence.
Following my wife's guidance, I accepted the biblical command to be moderate in all things. I struggled. Then I decided to add "moderation" to my list. Now everything seems back to normal.
What’s the Biblical equivalent to Starbucks? Hebrews Coffee
I have been with LOTS of women
In the biblical sense.
And by that I mean made up women that don't really exist.
Which biblical character is the best at aerobics? Pontius Pilates
In catholic school they use biblical stories to teach about STDs That’s how they explain the burning bush.
Biblical Plagues, an Attempted List
1) Frogs
2) Locusts
3) Maybe Ebola?
4) People who ruin your fave show with terrible fanfiction stuff.
What’s the Biblical time’s equivalent to Starbucks coffee? Hebrews Coffee