Big Bang Theory Jokes

If the big bang theory, how I met your mother and two and a half men had ever crossed over it would've been called How I banged your mother with two and a half men

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If Two and half men, the Big Bang theory and How I met your mother had ever done a crossover episode It would have been called How I banged your mother with two and a half men

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Funny Big Bang Theory Jokes
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I knew a girl so ugly, she fell asleep at a frat party... and she woke up with more clothes on.

(Stolen from Big Bang theory, I just love this joke)

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Rick and morty recently surpassed Big Bang Theory as the highest rated comedy on television... In other news, apparently Big Bang Theory is supposed to be funny.

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What do you get when you combine How I Met Your Mother, 2 and a Half Men, and The Big Bang Theory How 2 and a Half Men Banged Your Mother.

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What do you get when you cross Big Bang Theory, 2 and a half men and How I met your mother? How I banged your mother with 2 and a half men

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What is a suicide bomber's favorite TV show? The Big Bang Theory.

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What do nerds and Creationists have in common? They're offended by The Big Bang Theory.

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Why can you not trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

(Seen on The Big Bang Theory)

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Which theory Chatolics priests perfer to teach instead of the Big Bang Theory? The Boys Bang Theory.

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How do you get a lot of people to laugh at a joke that isn't funny? Hire the people involved with Big Bang Theory TV show. They will help you out with this.

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