You know what they say about having big hands and big feet? Two out of three ain’t bad!
My girlfriend was commenting on my big feet...
I said, "Well, you know what they say about guys with big feet..."
She replied, "You're gonna be disappointed!"
[true story]
Why do ducks have small feet? To stomp out small fires. Why do elephants have big feet? To stomp out burning ducks.
The say people with big feet..
Have big penises and people with small cars also have big penises.
No wonder people are so afraid of clown.
You know what they say to guys who have big feet... “We don’t carry that size, try online.”
Why do ducks have webbed feet?
To stamp out burning fires.
Why do elephants have big feet?
To stamp out burning ducks.
First and last original joke from 6 year old self
What do they say about a guy with big hands and big feet? Two out of three ain't bad.
You know what they say about big feet... Big socks.
You know what they say about big feet "Man that guy has really big feet"
You know what they say about people with big feet... You could easily get a part-time job as a clown
You know what they say about having big hands and big feet 2 out of 3 is not bad
The man with the big feet lives in the red house, the man with the big ears in the green house, the man with the long hair in blue house, where does the man with the small wein live? My house
You know what they say about people with big feet? And about people with big cars? No wonder people are so scared of clowns
Hey, you know what they say about big feet? Big depression
I have big feet... It runs in the family
What would have Bigfoot been called by Native Americans if he had a big nose instead of big feet? Schnozzsquatch