Why is is that you only see bigfoot in America Because you see bigmeters everywhere else
Bigfoot is like a father to me... ... I've only ever seen him in photos, never in real life.
What did Bigfoot say when Sasquatch asked if he was ready to leave? Not Yeti.
What would you call Bigfoot if he were female? Snatchsquatch.
I went out on a date with Bigfoot thinking he would be a nice guy. Yeti stood me up
What do you call Bigfoot when he has an attitude? A sass-squatch.
What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? There have been reported sightings of bigfoot
If what they say about the size of a man’s package being related to his shoe size is true... No wonder everybody’s looking for Bigfoot.
Did you guys see that episode of Finding Bigfoot last night? [SPOILERS] They didn't find Bigfoot.
My girlfriend is like Bigfoot She hasn't been found yet but I have faith she's still out there.
What is Xenocryptozoology? Xenocrytpozoology is the study of animals that aliens don't believe in. It's the inverse of Cryptoxenosociology, which is asking Bigfoot if he believes in Aliens.
What do u call a female Bigfoot? Snatchsquatch
Is Bigfoot here yet? Not Yeti...
Everyone on the planet is chasing imaginary monsters with their phone But when I do it I need to "grow up" and "quit looking for Bigfoot."
Do you know the real reason Bigfoot is so good at hiding? ...he owes Chuck Norris money
Bigfoot costumes can be surprisingly realistic and scary... ...especially at a midnight bonfire that I wasn’t invited to.
What's bigfoot's favorite food? Sasquash!
I’m watching Finding Bigfoot Spoiler alert: They didn’t find him.
What do you get when bigfoot stomps on your garden? Squash
Bigfoot walks into a bar.. The bartender is no longer able to discern reality and spends the rest of his life in a mental institution.
What's even harder to find than Bigfoot, UFOs, the Loch Ness Monster, and diamonds in Minecraft? The real download button on Softpedia.com
What's Bigfoot's favourite exercise in the gym? Sasquats
I don't believe in Bigfoot Because he never believed in me. I'd scan the crowd at my school recitals and always saw that one empty seat.
A barber, a hairdresser, and bigfoot walk into a bar... You know what...I'm gonna shave this joke for another time.
My college acceptance speech: I'd like to thank Bigfoot for believing in me even though I never believed in him.
Bigfoot is like the G-spot of the Forrest. No one can find him.
I took off into the woods last night to do some soul-searching... I found Bigfoot, but no soul.
How does Bigfoot know what time it is? His Sasquatch
How does Bigfoot tell time? With his sask-watch.
What do you call a sketchy looking Bigfoot? A Susquatch.
An expedition by a group of students resulted into the discovery of footprints of the largest Bigfoot ever It was no small feat.
What do Bigfoot and Prince's grandson have in common? They both have grand paw prints.
Yo mama so hairy She accidentally guest starred on Finding Bigfoot