Bilingual Jokes

If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks three languages is trilingual, what do you call someone who speaks only one language? American.

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If you speak two languages you're bilingual, if you speak four languages you're quadrilingual, if you speak one language... you're American.

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If someone who speaks 3 languages is trilingual, and someone who speaks 2 is bilingual, what do you call someone who speaks only 1? American.

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If a person can speak two languages they’re bilingual, if they can only speak one... They’re American

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If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language? **An American.**

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A person who knows three or more languages... A person who knows three or more languages is called a "polyglot."

A person who knows two languages is called "bilingual."

What do you call a person who only knows one language?

"American."

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A son asks his father: What do we call a person who speaks two languages? Father: A Bilingual

Son: Then what if a person speaks three languages?

Father: A Trilingual

Son: And what of those who speak only one language?

Father: An American

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A person who speaks 3 languages is called a trilingual, a person who speaks 2 languages is called a bilingual, but what is a person called when they speak only one language? An American.

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What do you call a person who speaks three languages Trilingual

What do you call a person who speaks 2 languages

Bilingual

What do you call a person who speaks 1 language

American

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What do you call a person who knows 3 languages? Trilingual.
What do you call a person who knows 2 languages?
Bilingual.
What do you call a person who knows only one language?
American.

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What do you call someone who can only speak one language? “What do you call a person who can speak two languages?”

“Bilingual.”

“And three languages?”

“Trilingual.”

“What do you call someone who can only speak one language?”

“American.”

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What do you call someone who speaks three languages? Trilingual.

What do you call someone who speaks two languages?

Bilingual.

What do you call someone who speaks one language?

American

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If somebody who speaks three languages is trilingual, and somebody who speaks two languages is bilingual, what do you call somebody who speaks only one language? American.

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Funny Bilingual Jokes
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What did the bilingual cow say? Oink

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A person who knows two languages is called bilingual. Three or more languages; multilingual. What do you call someone who knows one? American.

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Why can't iron oxide get a date? Porque es FeO

Little bilingual chemistry joke for you guys.

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Did you know that every middle-aged housewife is actually bilingual? They speak English and to the manager.

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What lives on a farm and says moo? a bilingual chicken

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What do you call someone that speaks three languages? What do you call someone that speaks three languages?

Trilingual!

What do you call someone that speaks two languages?

Bilingual!

What do you call someone that speaks one language?

American.

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If you know three or more languages, You are multilingual.
If you know two languages, you are bilingual.
If you know one language, you are American.

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If you call someone who speaks 2 languages bilingual, what do you call someone who speaks one? American

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A Czech lady told me this joke... Her: "What do you call a person who speaks 3 languages?"

Me: "Trilingual."

Her: "What do you a person who speaks two languages?"

Me: "Bilingual"

Her: "What do you call a person who speaks one language?"

Me: ??????

Her: AMERICAN!

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If you overthrow the government in exactly seventeen syllables... ... is it a Hai-coup?

Technically a bilingual pun, hope that's not violating rule 8...

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Warning this is just a joke not to hurt anyones felling... If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?

An American.

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If you know three languages, you're trilingual. If you know two, you're just bilingual. If you know one... ...you're an American.

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There were three cats swimming across a river Their names were un cat, deux cat, and trois cat. Only un cat and deux cat made it across. Why? Because trois quatre cinq.

(You probably don't get it if you're not English-French bilingual)

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A Bilingual mexican dad was getting ready for work... ...and saw his son eating some cereal, but instead of milk there was a strange milk-like substance that smelled funny.

Dad: "what've you got there, son?"

Son: "cereal with soy milk."

Dad: "Hola Milk, soy tu padre!"

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People who speak who speak 3 languages are trilingual People who speak 2 languages are bilingual.

People who speak 1 language are Americans.

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Languages Q: What do you call a man who speaks 2 languages?

A: Bilingual.

Q: What do you call a man who speaks 3 languages?

A: Trilingual.

Q: What do you call a man who speaks only one language?

A: An Englishman.

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A person who speaks multiple languages is a polyglot. A person who speaks two languages is bilingual. A person who speaks only one language... Is American.

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If someone speaks three languages, they're Bilingual If someone speaks two languages, they're bilingual

If someone speaks one language, they're american

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What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? Trilingual.

What do you call someone who speaks 2 languages?

Bilingual.

What do you call someone who speaks 1 language?

French.

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If someone who speaks 3 languages is trilingual, and someone who speaks 2 languages is bilingual, what do you call someone who speaks 1 language? … American!

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My community is in an uproar, because the local government wants to make stop signs bilingual. They were really worried about the cost, untill it was pointed out that all they needed to do was to add an e.

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