My fiance, feeling a bit under the weather, just blurted out this knee-slapper at 3AM...
Why does Bill Nye get sleepy after writing calligraphy?
Because of the Nye Quill.
So Bill Clinton, Bill Cosby and Bill Nye all walk into a bar... They all finish their drinks and Nye says to the lady behind the bar I'll cover the tab these two will give you their tips.
Why did Bill Nye crash his car? Because inertia is a property of matter.
Bill Nye Your mom’s a guy
What does Bill Nye use to make his sizzurp? NyeQuil
What would Bill Nye be called if he spoke to ghosts? Bill Nye the Séance guy.