Hilarious Bingo Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

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How do you get a sweet little old lady to say F***? Get another one to yell BINGO

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How do you get an 80-year-old woman to yell, "F**k"? You get another 80-year-old woman right next to her to yell, "Bingo!"

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I just got fired from my job as a bingo caller... Apparently, "A meal for two with a hairy view" is *not* an appropriate way of calling out number 69...

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How do you get three old ladies to say the "F" word? Yell "BINGO!"

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how do you get a 78 year old lady to scream f**k?! get another 78 year old lady to yell BINGO!

waka waka!

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I like my tumors like I like my bingo numbers... B9

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How do you get 500 cows into a barn? Put a bingo sign on it.

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How do you get fifty old women to say f**k? Shout "Bingo!"

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How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell “BINGO!”

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I have ADHD and have troubles getting to sleep. Doctor recommended counting sheep... 1 sheep. 2 sheep. 3 sheep. Cow. Duck. Horse. *Old MacDonald had a farm* and bingo was his name-o!

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How do you clear a North Korean bingo hall? B 52

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How do you get a sweet 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

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When is bingo harmless? When its B9!

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I got fired from my bingo calling job today. Apparently 'a meal for two with a terrible view' is not an appropriate way to call 69.

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How do you get 50 old ladies to say the"F" word? Yell,"BINGO"

How do you get them to say it twice?

Yell,"Oops,Sorry!

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How do you get an 80 year old woman to say f***? Have another 80 year old woman yell "bingo!"

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I found a tumor at Bingo last night. It's okay. It was B9.

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How do you get a little old lady to say the f* word? Get another old lady to say "BINGO!"

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Why do Japanese hate bingo? They all scramble for cover when you call B-29

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How do you break up an Al-Quaeda bingo game? Yell "B-52!"

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How do you get a little old lady to say the "F" word? Yell bingo.

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How do you get an old lady to say the “F” word? You get another old lady to say “bingo.”

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How do you get 500 old cows in barn? Put up a bingo sign.

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How do you clear out a Japanese bingo parlor? B-29

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An old woman goes to the doctor's office... ....The doctor gives her a checkup and says, "I need to do stool, blood and urine tests."
The woman says, "Well can I just leave my underwear? Bingo starts in half an hour."

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I got fired from my Bingo Caller Job... Apparently "A meal for two with a hairy view" is not the way you say 69.

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How do you get an 80 year-old woman to swear? How do you get an 80 year-old woman to yell "F*ck"?

You get another 80 year-old woman next to her to yell "BINGO"

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how do you get a 100 cows into a barn? put up a Bingo sign!

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How do you play Taliban bingo? B-52...F-16...B-1..

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What's the fastest way to break up a bingo game in North Korea? B-52! B-52!

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My mom loved bingo so much ... when she got a tumor, it was B-9.

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You know how you play Iranian bingo? A-10, B-52, F-22, C-130

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How do you play Iraqi bingo? B-52...F-16...B-1...

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How do you get a sweet, little old lady to shout out an F-bomb? You get another sweet, little old lady to yell out "Bingo!"

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I need some very clean bingo jokes I am doing a bingo calling for an elementary school. Any very clean bingo jokes?

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How do you get a friendly 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

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