How do you make a small fortune from investing in Bitcoin? Start off by investing a large fortune in Bitcoin.
A boy asked his dad for 10$ of bitcoin "9.57$? Why do you need 11.48$?"
A crossfit enthused, bitcoin investing vegan walks into a bar... Oh, they already told you about it too?
A boy asked his bitcoin-investing dad for 1 bitcoin for his birthday Dad: What? $6,244??? $5,354 is a lot of money! What do you need $3,782 for anyway?
A boy asked his bitcoin-investing dad for 1 bitcoin for his birthday. Dad: What? $15,554??? $14,354 is a lot of money! What do you need $6,782 for anyway?
A vegan, a bitcoin trader and someone who didn’t vote in 2016 all walk into a bar.... Who tells you about it first?
A vegan, a med student, and a bitcoin trader walk into a bar Who tells you about it first?
I lost 164 pounds in the last 6 months with this one simple trick! All I did was buy bitcoin
A boy asked his Bitcoin-investing dad...
...for $10.00 worth of Bitcoin currency.
Dad: $9.27? ..... What do you need $7.56 for?
An atheist, a crossfitter, and a vegan are all sitting at a bar... But they were all silent compared to the person who invested in bitcoin
I asked my bitcoin investing friend...
... can you give me $10.00 worth of bitcoin?
My friend: why do you need $9.53 worth of bitcoin, what will you do with $10.46 worth of bitcoin?
A vegan, a bitcoin trader, and someone who didn't vote in 2016 election all walk into a bar Who tells you about it first?
what do you call Johnny Cash's millennial grandson Johnny Bitcoin
Me: I can’t believe it increased by 1500%.
Professor: I’m sick of hearing about BITCOIN! Nothing can increase by that much and still be a good investment.
Me: I was talking about the price of college tuition since 1980...
Why does Superman only daytrade bitcoin? Because he can’t go near crypto@night
If someone is vegan, atheist, and a CrossFitter, what do they tell you about first? They tell you about Bitcoin
A vegan, a bitcoin investor and someone who didn't vote in 2016 all walk into a bar. Who tells you about it first?
It is amazing that a Bitcoin is worth $8600 Imagine how much a full coin would cost!
If I had a bitcoin for every gender... I would be imagining getting a lot of pretend money for a lot of people pretending.
A vegan, a bitcoin trader and someone who didn't vote in 2016 walk into a bar. Who tells you about it first?
A boy asked his bitcoin investing dad...
...for 100$ worth of bitcoin.
Dad: 98.7$ ? , what will you do with 105$? Can't you just think how valuable 95$ is?
My dad is a bitcoin trader
I asked, "Dad, could you lend me a tenner please?"
Dad - "£9.42? What do you need £11.63 for?
What do you call someone with no bitcoin? a bit poor.
My dentist doesn't like the fact that I've been chewing on quarters. It's the closest I'll ever get to having a Bitcoin.
This new digital currency is bitc*in! Sorry. Bitcoin. It’s called bitcoin
Future rap name: 50 Bitcoin That's all, the punchline was in the title; however, this sentence is here to comfort you and let you know that it's totally normal that you clicked to see if there was anything else.
A vegan, a bitcoin trader and someone who didn’t vote in 2016 walk into a bar. Who tells you about it first?
Do you think I should get on bitcoin now ? It's at 0.5$. Sent via Internet Explorer.
If I had a penny for every crashing crypto, I would have a bitcoin.
What happens when you buy Bitcoin in China? \[removed\]
I asked the prostitute will she accept bitcoin ? "No, it goes up and down more than you do"
Why does Superman hate trading bitcoin after 7:00p.m? Because it’s crypto-nite
Bitcoin is like dating I spend so much time trying to figure it out and have to use some POS system just to get some
I hope I get $100 of bitcoin as a Christmas present
I mean $120.23
EDIT $97.56
EDIT 2 $103.55
EDIT 3 $111.47
What do your mum and bitcoin have in common? After I paid they go up and down rapidly.
I asked my dad for $20,000 in Bitcoin He replied, "1 bitcoin? What do you need 3 bitcoins for?"
I asked a hooker if she accepted Bitcoin. She told me no because it goes up and down more than she does.
What do u call an early bitcoin adopter?
A bitster.
Haha why havent i seen this joke yet.