How many Black Lives Matters protesters does it take to change a light bulb? Don't be silly, Black Lives Matters protesters can't change anything.
What's the difference between dark matter and Black Lives Matter? Dark matter has the capacity to leave an impact on a system
What does Hillary Clinton use to drown the noise of Black Lives Matter protesters? White noise
I got beat up at a black lives matter rally for complaining about my underwear These knickers where just making me so uncomfortable
Black Lives Matter movement organizers lied about total number of followers. It turns out the movement is only three fifths as big as they say it is.
Black lives matter held a rally in Houston, but no one knew what they were trying to say. The Astros stole all their signs.
Scientists say there are now 4 confirmed states of matter
Solid matter
Liquid matter
Gas matter
and most recently...
Black Lives matter
On any normal day, Black Lives Matter.... But on Black Friday, no lives matter
Why did the Police hurry over to the Black Lives Matter Riot? To beat the crowd!
Black lives matter But only three fifths as much
If the Black Lives Matter movement had started 300 years ago... it would have been called PETA
Black Lives Matter might've gotten the message across a lot better if it had been called Black Lives ALSO Matter... ...but the acronym BLAM kinda sends the wrong message.
Black lives matter Most black 15-year-olds are decent law-abiding citizens. It's their kids that cause all the trouble.
Why did Black Lives Matter arrange a protest on Coruscant? because Mace Windu nuffin
I feel like getting on your knee doesn't really help the Black Lives Matter movement. Last time a black man got on his knees, his hands were up and he was shot in the back.
The best way to disguise an undercover cop car would be to put a Black Lives Matter bumper sticker on it. Nobody's gonna think thats a cop car now.
Amazon Alexa is a police officer My girlfriend just said "Alexa, Black Lives Matter". And Alexa responded "I'm sorry, I didn't understand that".
Black Lives Matter. Of course they do. How else would we keep score?
Do you know how many (n) words are in Black Lives Matter? 3... can't you count?
What do the Police, the NFL and Black Lives Matter all have in common? They all have the same PR guy.
Whats black and isn't working? Black lives matter.
White and black lives matter. But grey matter, matters more
Black Lives Matter. . . Unless. . . It's Black on Black crime. . . Then no body saw a thing.