Hagrid cremates Harry Potter and throws his ashes into a snowstorm "You're a blizzard, Harry"
What did the jalapeño say in the blizzard? I'm a little chili
Did you hear about the day when Hagrid took Harry, mashed him up, put him in a blender with ice cream and drank him? Yer a Blizzard, Harry.
What do you call a whistleblower stuck in a blizzard? Snowd-en
If only more game companies acted like blizzard. I could probably kick my gaming addiction.
Apparently in China there is really bad weather right now Some are even calling it a Blizzard
What did Hagrid say to Tinkerbell when she started working at Dairy Queen? You're a Blizzard fairy!
Blizzard just released a new dating sim Core gameplay is getting in bed with the Chinese :>
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What's Chinas favourite type of weather A Blizzard
What does a whistle-blower do during a Russian blizzard? Nothing, he's Snowden.
Did you hear about the remote-controlled weather machine China developed? It takes full control of a blizzard's direction in just a few keystrokes.
In a snowstorm, Hagrid takes the cremated remains of Harry Potter and throws it out. You're a blizzard Harry!
What natural disaster benefits China? Blizzard
Driving through a blizzard with my dad At the peak of the snow and ice he got out of the car and put two frozen snakes on the windshield. I asked him what he supposed that would do to help and he said "what's wrong son, Never heard of wind chilled vipers?"
Why couldn't the NSA do anything after the blizzard? Because they were Snowden.
In light of Blizzard Entertainments most recent PR plunder They're digging their hole even deeper, some say they're even digging all the way to China.
After the blizzard yesterday I think I understand Republicans a little better Because these snowflakes are killing me
What's the coldest type of reptile? A blizzard.
What’s the difference between a sandstorm and a blizzard? A sandstorm doesn’t oppress your right to free speech
What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard? We're Snowden!
What do you call a blizzard at NSA headquarters? Snowden
Why isn't Blizzard doing an April Fools joke this year? Diablo Immortal was already announced at Blizzcon
What do you call a whistleblower stuck inside during a blizzard? Snowden
I asked Blizzard how they like China “We can’t complain”
How do you find Will Smith in a blizzard?
You just track the fresh prints.
Sorry if its a repost I just heard it.
How do you find will smith in a blizzard? Look for fresh prince
What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard? Edward Snowed In
Legendary Skins in a Nutshell
Blizzard: Wanna hear a joke?
Me: Sure.
Blizzard: Legendary Skins.
Me: I don't get it.
Blizzard: Exactly
Why is it hard for people to talk in the cold? They could be in a Blizzard
What's the worst part about a blizzard in a leper colony? Stepping outside in the morning to find a foot on the roof of your car