Why do blow up dolls cost so damn much? Inflation.
I had a horrible night last night My blow up doll ran off with my air mattress
I took my blow up doll back to the shop, and said
"I only had this blown up for half an hour and it went down on me!"
The guy was most unsympathetic and said that if he'd known that, he'd have charged me an extra $30.
"Why is your blow up doll half deflated?" "She was getting a little heavy.."
I got a blow up doll, that was Made in Baghdad Problem is... it blew itself up
I brought gifts to an orphanage to cheer the kids up Apparently, blow up dolls are not consider toys especially after they explode.
I used to 69 with my blow up doll But due to inflation now we only 96.
What do all Muslim girls want for Christmas? Blow up dolls.