Blueberry Jokes

What do you call a sad strawberry? A blueberry! (This is my favourite joke because it's so bad, I'm sorry you all had to read it)

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Funny Blueberry Jokes
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How do you make a blueberry? You strangle a pea.

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Whenever I make chocolate chip or blueberry muffins, I make sure one muffin is just batter. I like to play Muffin Roulette.

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A lady went to fake her death to fool her boyfriend, she bought some jam and prepared... The boyfriend came home and immediately knew she was faking it.

The lady frowned and asked "How did you know?"

The man chuckled lightly and said "you used blueberry"

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what do you call a sad cranberry? a blueberry =[

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I tried to make a tiny blueberry pie But it ended up being a little tart.

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How do you call a sad raspberry? A blueberry

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Teddy Roosevelt: what should we name the president's house? **guy who named the blueberry:** what colour is it?

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What do u call a sad strawberry A blueberry

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So A Duck Walks Into A Store "Mornin' Earl"

"Mornin' Mr.D, what can i get for you?"

"I would like a some chapstick please"

"Sure thing Mr.D, what flavor?"

"I'll take blueberry"

"Will you be buying with cash? Or credit?"

"Put it on my bill".

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