Today my stoner friend used my to-do list as a blunt wrap He was high on my list of priorities
My stoner friend used my to-do list as a blunt wrap earlier today... He was high on my list of priorities...
Why did the pedestrian die after getting hit by a pot smoker? Too much blunt force.
I'm getting tired of the 420 jokes If I can be blunt about it.
What do you call a marijuana induced tragedy? Blunt Trauma
The plumber found a blunt in my faucet today. No wonder my water bills are so high.
What Do You Call It When Someone Has a Bad Experience With Weed? Blunt trauma.
My girlfriend likes it from behind while she's smoking a blunt. Snoop Doggy style.
I've tried writing with a blunt pencil. But it was pointless
How did the stoner die? From blunt force trauma
Police are searching for a robber who's stealing blunt pencils. Quite frankly, they cant see the point
So I used a blunt pencil yesterday... It was pointless.
I just find that blunt pencils are so...
... pointless
I'll find my own way out
What did the cheap cigar say to the bag of weed? May I be blunt with you?
Did you hear about a guy who was beaten with a marijuana joint? He suffered blunt force trauma
I just found a fruit roll-up in my pocket That means one of my kids has a grape flavored blunt rap in their lunch box.
What do you call marijuana overdose? Blunt-force trauma
I don’t like blunt arrow heads. They are pointless.
What do you call a SWAT team with Snoop Dogg? A Blunt force
I'd Like to Make A Pun About Weed, But... I don't want to be blunt about it
Wow, somebody actually died from smoking too much weed His cause of death was "Blunt Force Trauma"
My friend used my to-do-list as a wrap for his blunt He was high on my list of priorities
I mistook a Bud Light for a blunt today. The difference between cannabis and cannapiss...
*Hits blunt* Isn’t hail just rain in Braille?
Someone pressured me into smoking weed one time and it still scares me to this day I call it blunt force trauma
I hate blunt knives They just won’t cut it for me
What's Snoop Dogg's favourite weapon? A blunt weapon.
Two Marijuana dispensaries created a merger deal, becoming one. To be blunt, the stakes were high, but they were hopeful as it was a joint venture.
Why do you have to be blunt to fat people? Because if you sugar coat it, they will eat that too
I killed some one with some weed. One could say it was blunt force trauma.
I just found out my mom had an affair. The worst part is I found out in the most blunt way possible. I was playing Call of Duty when I was informed by another player that he had carnal relations with my mother. The worst part is he sounded so young.
Why is the sharpener always invited to the pencil case debates? He always makes a good point and the pencils tend to very blunt when he's not around.
Whats with blunt objects? I just don't see the point...
To be blunt I'm gonna need some tobacco leaf and some marijuana
Shortly after going to court for murder, after supposedly beating the victim with a blunt object, the prosecution found a written confession as well as the murder weapon that used. It was a brief case