Hilarious Bo Burnham Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

It is unfair how for every $1 a man makes, a woman makes $0.78... Because then the man is left with only $0.22...

EDIT: Wow, this blew up on my way home.

Yes, this joke is from Bo Burnham as others have so nicely pointed out. Check out his work; he is a comedic genius.

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Apparently for every $1 a man makes, a woman makes 70 cents. That's not fair. Why is the man only left with 30?

Credit to Bo Burnham.

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Tip: if you don't want comedians weighing in on politics.... ...don't elect a joke.

(Credit to Bo Burnham)

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For every dollar a man makes.... For every dollar a man makes, a women makes 70 cents.

Thats not right

Thats not fair

The mans only left with 30!

-Bo Burnham

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My ex wife's star sign was Cancer, quite ironic considering how she died... ...Eaten by a giant crab 🦀

Note: not my joke, not sure where I heard it

Edit: Jimmy Carr / Bo Burnham

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Squaring numbers are just like women.. If they're under 13 just do them in your head.

Credit: Bo Burnham

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What do you call someone with no arms, no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

All credit to Bo Burnham for this one.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? Names!

-Bo Burnham

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How do you trace a scattered plot? You get Michael J Fox to draw a line

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full credit to Bo Burnham's offensive math act

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names

(c) Bo Burnham

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Credit to Bo Burnham

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I want a black girlfriend So that when we 69, I can can it ying-yanging.

All credit to Bo Burnham.

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If I had a dime for every time a homeless person asked for money, I'd still say no. - Bo Burnham.

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I saw a flyer for a lost dog Which was kind of odd, because the dog didn't have any legs

Credit goes to Bo Burnham

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What do you call a kid with worms and an eyepatch? Names.

Heard from Bo Burnham

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What did the ear of corn say when it's clothes fell off? Aww shucks

Stolen from Bo Burnham but it's a good one

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(joke from Bo Burnham) You’re incomparable like a

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Is it wrong to steal Scottish mythological creature's vegetables? Not Nessy's Celery.

(Credit: Bo Burnham)

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Dicks and Vaginas are kind like Coke and Pepsi I strongly prefer one but my dad thinks they taste the same.

-Bo Burnham, songwriter for Sesame Street

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I want you Like JFK wanted a car with a roof

Credit to Bo Burnham, in his song "Love is..."

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