Boating Jokes

Funny Boating Jokes
Score: 14

A group of vegetables went on a boating trip but it didn’t last very long since there was a leek in the boat

Score: 14

Why are yachts and ships so scary? Because they're for boating.

Score: 10

[OC] My best friend recently lost the front of his foot in a boating accident and now I hate him. I'm surprised by how lactose intolerant I am.

Score: 5

I went boating with cast of friends the other day... None of them could use an oar, but Lisa Kudrow.

Sorry.

Score: 5

Me and my friend went boating I thought i saw a shark, but he said it wasn't.

oh whale

Score: 3

Why do sailors take storm warnings seriously? They're for boating.

Score: 2

I've started a boating business from my attic. The sails are going through the roof.

Score: 2

A man was killed in a boating accident when he ran into a dock They were going to charge the dock with manslaughter, but they couldn't find a jury of its piers.

Score: 1

A friend of mine had a pigs ear grafted to his head after losing an ear in a boating accident. Unfortunately his hearing never recovered. He could only hear crackling.

Score: 1

So one of my friends went blind in a motar boating accident So he now has to feel for pricings

Score: 1

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