I named my kid Bob Ross
He was a happy little accident.
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What does Bob Ross's paintings and an orphanage have in common? They're both full of happy little accidents
Bob Ross and Mr. Rogers fight for nicest person ever. Who wins? They both share the trophy
I named my son Bob Ross Because he’s my happy little accident.
What's the difference between Bob Ross and Roy Moore? One's a doodler and the other's a diddler.
What do you get when you cross Hank Hill with Bob Ross? A Pro-painter.
Bob Ross wasn't a planned pregnancy He was a happy little accident
My parents named me Bob Ross. They keep saying I’m a happy little accident.
Bob Ross famously said that "we don't make mistakes, just happy accidents"... Clearly he never played Tetris.
What do you call an eternal Bob Ross? Ourobobross
What did Bob Ross say to the prostitute? "Just beat the devil out of it"
What do you call Bob Ross's kid? A happy little mistake.
In the famous words of Bob Ross: There’s no such thing as mistakes, only happy little accidents... Unless your “little accident” is diagnosed with chronic depression.
What did Bob Ross do after eating a fair of fickled feffers? He fainted.
Why does Bob Ross hide his wife's razor? So she always has a happy little bush!
Did you hear the Bob Ross got a brazilian wax? Got rid of that happy, little bush.
What did Bob Ross say to his kid? You’re a happy accident.
Bob Ross said "We don't make mistakes. We just have happy accidents." So, either he lied and my parents made a mistake or I'm an accident.
I’m going to a friends get together dressed up as Bob Ross I hope the night doesn’t lead to any “happy little mistakes”
How did Bob Ross' wife die? A happy little accident.
Someone made Bob Ross mad *artistic screeching*
How does Bob Ross exorcise his paint brush? He beats the devil out of it.
Bob Ross once said that mistakes are just birds. That explains why you can fly.
Bob Ross must have always been cold. He was completely fro-zen.
What do you call Bob Ross spinning around in circles at a theatre play? Aphrodisiac
Did you know that Bob Ross secretly conducted bank heists? He was the Rob Boss.
My mom was always a big fan of Bob Ross I was her happy little accident.
Why did Bob Ross take his brushes washed in odorless thinner to Pastor Eric Dammann? So he could beat the devil out of them.
When bob Ross said happy mistake I said Oh that's what my parents called me.
Bob Ross must have always been cold. Because he was so fro-zen.