What do you call a Mexican bodybuilder who runs out of protein? No Whey José.
What do you call a Mexican bodybuilder who's run out of protein powder? No whey José
What do you call a Mexican bodybuilder who’s run out of protein? No whey Jose.
Why did the bodybuilder buy a dictionary? Because he wanted to get more definition.
What do you call a Mexican bodybuilder who has run out of supplements? No Whey Jose
What do you call a Mexican bodybuilder without a protein shake? No whey José
A bodybuilder was killed when a fire broke out in my gym. Staff tried to escort him out, but he wanted to feel the burn.
Bodybuilder 1 says to bodybuilder 2 "hey man, I think we're out of protein powder" Bodybuilder 2 responds "No whey!!"
What did the bodybuilder shout when he found out he was out of protein? No whey!
What do you call a Jewish bodybuilder that's a member of the aristocracy? Muscle-Toff
Why did the bodybuilder borrow a dictionary? Because he wanted to know how to define muscle.
Italian Bodybuilder
Did you hear about the Italian Bodybuilder? He loves astrophysics! He even said:
"I love-a steroids"
What do you call a lactose intolerant Mexican bodybuilder. No whey Jose
What did the bodybuilder say when he was surprised there was no protein? No whey!
Why was the bodybuilder arrested at the elementary school? Because it was a gun-free zone
What's a bodybuilder's favorite movie? Fifty Shakes of Whey.
What is a Mexican bodybuilder's favorite supplement? Güey protein.
Why did the bodybuilder go to the vet? Because his pythons were sick
How do you congratulate a Jewish bodybuilder? Muscle Tov!
How would you describe a bodybuilder who doesn't have six packs Abnormal.
Why did the bodybuilder have a midlife crisis? He lost his whey
A bodybuilder told me he hates protein. No whey!
Does anyone believe the bodybuilder who claims he never used protein suppliments? No whey.
A vampire asks for a glass of bodybuilder’s blood. After taking a swig, he exclaims, “That’s some strong stuff!”
What do you call a jewish bodybuilder? Muscletov.
What do you call an introverted French bodybuilder?
Shy Le Buff
I'll show myself out.
I don't believe you can become a successful bodybuilder without the use of supplements. There's just no whey.
What did the homeless Mexican bodybuilder say when he ran out of protein? No whey, homes.
The Emo Bodybuilder The Emo bodybuilder is very dangerous, you never know what he means when he says he’s cutting
There was a very angry bodybuilder psychologist He had Freud rage
A bodybuilder drops his protein shake Everyone in the gym shouts "Wheyyyyy"
What did one bodybuilder ask the other? How much do you whey bro?
What is a bodybuilder's favorite type of cheese? CheddarJACKED
What did the Catholic bodybuilder say when he went to confession after falling off a new diet plan? Forgive me Father, For i have binged