Boobie Jokes

I tripped over my sister's bra the other day It was boobie trap

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My wife left her bra on the floor of our bedroom. It almost killed me when I tripped over it this morning. Stupid boobie traps.

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I went to wake up my parents and accidentally stepped on my moms bra. It was a boobie trap

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What kind of bee can you milk? A boobie..

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If a honey bee makes honey, what kind of bee makes milk? A boobie!

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How do you scare a bee? Boo bee. (Boobie - get it? - courtesy of my kids)

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What kind of bee makes milk? A boobie.

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What do you call a bra? A boobie trap. Thanks 3rd grade nephew.

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What did he Ghost say to the bee? Boobie

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What's the other name for a bra? A boobie-trap!

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What do you call a tight fitting bra? A boobie trap.

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What do you call a crackhouse that sells breast implants? A boobie trap..

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How do you scare a bee? Boobie

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How do you catch a Hollywood executive? A boobie trap.

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What did the ghost say to the bee? Boobie!

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Hmmm. To the person who invented the sternum strap for backpacks... You missed the opportunity to call it the BOOBIE STRAP.

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