What's the difference between broccoli and a booger ? little kids won't eat broccoli .
It Looks Like a Booger But it's SNOT!
What’s the difference between a prince and a booger? A prince is the heir the throne, a booger is thrown to the air.
Is that a booger in your nose? No, it's snot.
Is that a booger? No it's (s)not.
What did the plaque say to the booger? Why are you here?
What did the tooth say to the booger? What are you doing here?
Is a booger really anything? It'snot.
What's the difference between a booger and a scab? Boogers don't taste very good
Why did the booger cross the road? So it wouldn't get picked on.
My friend thinks booger jokes are funny. I think it's snot.
What did the booger say to the nose? Achoos when I get out.
How much does the average booger weigh? Snot much.
What did the toothpick say to the booger? What are you doing here?
Where do noses go get lunch?
Booger King
Courteous to my 7 years old.
She says she makes up this joke, not sure if it's true. But I did giggle when she told the joke.
I thought it was a booger... But itsnot.
The other day my girl friend called me her booger sugar Because she likes to do me in secret In the bathroom.
Baby if you were a booger I would pick you!
What`s the difference between broccoli and a booger? Kids don`t eat broccoli!
What do you call a pigs dried snot? A ham booger !
I ate a piece of sushi last night that had a giant green booger on it. It was disgusting. I HATE Sushi. It's so gross.
Why shouldn't you laugh at a bad booger joke? Because even if you think it's funny, it'snot.
What do you call a booger that goes into space? Astrosnaut!