What could the Boston Marathon bombers do that Hitler couldn't? End a race.
What's the difference between the Holocaust and the Boston Marathon Bombing? The Boston Marathon Bombing ended a race.
Why were the Boston Marathon Bombings worse than Hitler? (OFFENSIVE) Because they actually managed to end a race.
What could Boston Marathon Bombers do that Hitler couldn't? End a race.
What did the Boston Marathon bombers do that Hitler couldn't? successfully end a race.
What did the Boston Marathon bombers accomplish that Hitler could not? They ended a race.
What does the winner of the Boston Marathon lose? His breath.
I saw some horrible comedian making jokes about the Boston Marathon...
Some lines must not be crossed.
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(Source: Anthony Jeselnik I think)
Do you want to hear a joke about the Boston Marathon? Never mind. I'll never finish it.
What's the difference between Hitler and the Boston Marathon?? Hitler couldn't end a race.
What does Hitler and a Boston marathon runner have in common? They can't finish a race.
What's the difference between Hitler and the Boston marathon bomber? The bomber actually stopped a race
A guy told me this one in class today....
What do you call 2 White Russians and a Jager bomb?
A Boston Marathon.
What has 6 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The Boston marathon finish line.
What race has got 5 arms, 3 legs and 2 feet at the finish line? The Boston marathon
What do a Boston Marathon runner and Hitler have in common? Neither can finish a race.
Congratulations to all the runners in the Boston Marathon. You survived
There is a line in comedy that you should not cross and that line starts at the Boston Marathon.
What has 4 legs, 5 arms and 3 feet? The Boston marathon finish line
What has five arms, three legs and a head? The finish line at the Boston Marathon
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
I’ve been thinking a lot about what race should be declared the Supreme Race And well I can’t choose between the Boston marathon or the Tour de France
What has 5 legs, 2 arms, and 3 feet? The finish line of the Boston Marathon