Braces Jokes

Funny Braces Jokes
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Why do catcholic priests hate condoms? They get caught on the church boys braces

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I like my girlfriend's new glow-in-the-dark braces... ...her smile really lights up the room now.

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Did you hear the joke about the Hassidic jew dentist who only puts braces on every third tooth? He's an unorthodox orthodox orthodontist

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Why did the Anthropod need braces? It had a trilobite.

Get it?

..I'll show myself to the door.

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A black guy got braces and someone told him "Man you so black even your teeth are behind bars."

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You know you're old... When your stripper has braces and you're wondering how much her parents paid for them.

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What do you call a kid with an eye patch, braces and a lisp? Names

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A dentist tells a blonde that she needs braces. The blonde says, "Why? I can walk just fine."

When the dentist explains that braces are for her teeth, she replies, "But my teeth don't walk."

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I didn't think braces on my legs would help but I stand corrected.

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Just got my braces off and now my mouth looks like a klan rally! White and straight!

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Its gotta be difficult to speak with Braces on? {{ noT really }}

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Why is Forrest Gump as a young boy without his leg braces like a Samurai without a master? Because everywhere he went, he was Ronin!


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I'll see myself out...

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The dentist told me I'd have to get braces, or take the alternative route and have surgery. The price was jaw-dropping.

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Met a woman with braces. Met a wonderful woman with braces at the pub, after a few drinks and harmless flirty chatter we went back to her place. After an eventful night I finished in her mouth, now my kids are behind bars.

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Me *Gets braces* Friend : You are so black, even your teeth are behind bars.

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I was detained at airport security, because the metal detector caught my braces... I guess you could say I was armed to the teeth.

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