Why do catcholic priests hate condoms? They get caught on the church boys braces
I like my girlfriend's new glow-in-the-dark braces... ...her smile really lights up the room now.
Did you hear the joke about the Hassidic jew dentist who only puts braces on every third tooth? He's an unorthodox orthodox orthodontist
Why did the Anthropod need braces?
It had a trilobite.
Get it?
..I'll show myself to the door.
A black guy got braces and someone told him "Man you so black even your teeth are behind bars."
You know you're old... When your stripper has braces and you're wondering how much her parents paid for them.
What do you call a kid with an eye patch, braces and a lisp? Names
A dentist tells a blonde that she needs braces.
The blonde says, "Why? I can walk just fine."
When the dentist explains that braces are for her teeth, she replies, "But my teeth don't walk."
I didn't think braces on my legs would help but I stand corrected.
Just got my braces off and now my mouth looks like a klan rally! White and straight!
Its gotta be difficult to speak with Braces on? {{ noT really }}
Why is Forrest Gump as a young boy without his leg braces like a Samurai without a master?
Because everywhere he went, he was Ronin!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I'll see myself out...
The dentist told me I'd have to get braces, or take the alternative route and have surgery. The price was jaw-dropping.
Met a woman with braces. Met a wonderful woman with braces at the pub, after a few drinks and harmless flirty chatter we went back to her place. After an eventful night I finished in her mouth, now my kids are behind bars.
Me *Gets braces* Friend : You are so black, even your teeth are behind bars.
I was detained at airport security, because the metal detector caught my braces... I guess you could say I was armed to the teeth.