My wife has just been diagnosed with breast cancer...
Doctor told us that mastectomy will be necessary.
Today, I went online to see if there is any alternative...
Emma, 28 years old, NY. Looks cute...
Breast cancer awareness has pink ribbons, but what does alcoholism awareness have? Bruises.
How did the cow feel after being diagnosed with breast cancer? She was in udder disbelief.
Every ten minutes someone somewhere is told they have breast cancer They probably heard the first time. No need to keep rubbing it in.
A Joke I made up when I was 7 years old (It's politically incorrect)
Why did the lady tell her doctor she had breast cancer?
Because she wanted to get it off her chest.
Breast Cancer Awareness Hotline I called the hotline for information about breast self-examination. I got a recording that said "Press one to continue.....OK, now press the other one.
Did you hear about the lady with breast cancer and amnesia? She has mammary problems.
What do you call a female weed dealer that sells to breast cancer patients? A Ma'am A' Gram
I used to have breast cancer Had to get that off my chest
Doctors have discovered that breast cancer may cause amnesia. After all, mastectomy would result in mammary loss.
I hooked up with this chick who had part of her breast amputated after surviving breast cancer. She was a hoot and a half.
What do you call someone who's bad at screening for breast cancer? A bad mammograma.
I would really love to see Fall Out Boy play at a breast cancer awareness fundraiser Just so they can play their hit song, Thanks For The Mammories
What are the three kinds of women's cancer?
1. Breast Cancer
2. Ovarian Cancer
3. Feminism
My friend's new Thai wife has just been diagnosed with breast cancer... Apparently, it's so bad, its spread to her testicles.
My grandma got breast cancer and is getting a mastectomy. That's certainly a weight off her chest.
Why do bird watchers invest so much money in breast cancer awareness? Because they are greatly satisfied by seeing Tucans.
A punk rock themed breast cancer center just opened up It's called Thnks fr th mammaries.
I was helping out George Micheal and Emeril Lagasse, and they decided to repay me by checking me out for breast cancer. It was a wham bam thank you mammogram.