Little Billy came to school with a broken foot
Teacher: Billy what happened to your foot?
Billy: I dropped tomatoes on it.
Teacher: Tomatoes? How could tomatoes do that?
Billy: Well, they were in a can.
My wife broke her foot yesterday...
The doctor recommended Rest, Ice, Compression & Elevation.
When I asked my wife how bad the pain was on a scale of 1-10, she replied:
Broken foot: 10/10
Broken foot with RICE: 5/10