Today i have met the vegetarian brother of Bruce Lee Brocco Lee
What do Bruce Lee and the Donkey from Shrek have in common? They have both entered the dragon.
Why is Bruce Lee so good at telling jokes? Because if his punch line doesn't work, you still get a kick out of it.
What was Bruce Lees vegetarian brothers name? Broco Lee
Did you know Bruce Lee had a son other than Brandon? He was a famous vegetarian. His name was Brock.
At the Burger King drive through I said “I’ll have Bruce Lee’s favorite burger please”
The cashier said “what’s that?”
So I said “ A whopaaaaaaaa”
I met Bruce Lee’s vegetarian brother today His name is Brocko Lee
Dad, why are there so many Chuck Norris jokes but no Bruce Lee jokes? Dad: Because son, Bruce Lee was no joke.
you know what Bruce Lee's favorite drink was? WATAHHH!!!!
What does Bruce Lee order at Burger King? A *WHOPPA*!
Bruce Lee's favorite drink Wataaaaa!!!
What do you get when you cross Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris? Beat up.
What is Bruce Lee's favourite drink? Wataaaah!
What's Bruce Lee's favorite car? Kiaaaaaaaa
What's the name of Bruce Lee's vegetarian cousin? BrocoLee
What's Bruce Lee's favorite drink? WA-TA!
What is Bruce Lee's favourite drink? Wataaaaaaah!
What is Bruce Lee's beverage of choice? WATAAAAAR
So I heard that Bruce Lee had children apparently
What does a trebuchet in a convent and Bruce Lee have in common?
They're both nunchuckers.
Yes lame but it's OC
What is Bruce Lee's favourite drink? Water.
What was Bruce Lee's beverage of choice? WAH-TAH!
What is Bruce Lee's favorite drink? Wataaahh
The difference between Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee?
Why does Chuck Norris have a lot of jokes but Bruce Lee doesn't?
Because Bruce Lee is no joke...
What does Bruce Lee order at Burger King? WHOPP-AHHH!!!
What's Bruce Lee's favorite drink? WatAHHH!!
Bruce Lee Charged With Carrying A Concealed Weapon. He had his hands in his pockets.
What's Bruce Lee's favourite drink? Wataaaaah!
What do you call Bruce Lee stuffed in a shell? A crustacean
What do you call sodium chloride beating someone up with Bruce Lee's corpse? A salt with a dead Lee weapon
What was Bruce Lee's favorite drink? WA-TAAAAAAH!
Bruce Lee walks into a Burger King... and orders and WHOPPPAAAA!!!
What is the name of Bruce Lee's crippled brother? Broccoli
What does Bruce Lee drink after a hard work out? Wa-TAH!!
Bruce Lee can punch so fast you can't even see it. There's no punchline.
A primate that knows martial arts?!?!?!!!
What do you call a primate that knows martial arts?
Bruce Leemur!
What's was Bruce Lee's favorites drink? Wa-tar
What do you get when you cross Obama, Bruce Lee, and the Irish? Barack O’Lee