Bruce Lee Jokes

Today i have met the vegetarian brother of Bruce Lee Brocco Lee

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Funny Bruce Lee Jokes
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What do Bruce Lee and the Donkey from Shrek have in common? They have both entered the dragon.

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Why is Bruce Lee so good at telling jokes? Because if his punch line doesn't work, you still get a kick out of it.

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What was Bruce Lees vegetarian brothers name? Broco Lee

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Did you know Bruce Lee had a son other than Brandon? He was a famous vegetarian. His name was Brock.

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At the Burger King drive through I said “I’ll have Bruce Lee’s favorite burger please” The cashier said “what’s that?”

So I said “ A whopaaaaaaaa”

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I met Bruce Lee’s vegetarian brother today His name is Brocko Lee

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Dad, why are there so many Chuck Norris jokes but no Bruce Lee jokes? Dad: Because son, Bruce Lee was no joke.

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you know what Bruce Lee's favorite drink was? WATAHHH!!!!

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What does Bruce Lee order at Burger King? A *WHOPPA*!

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Bruce Lee's favorite drink Wataaaaa!!!

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What do you get when you cross Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris? Beat up.

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What is Bruce Lee's favourite drink? Wataaaah!

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What's Bruce Lee's favorite car? Kiaaaaaaaa

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What's the name of Bruce Lee's vegetarian cousin? BrocoLee

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What's Bruce Lee's favorite drink? WA-TA!

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What is Bruce Lee's favourite drink? Wataaaaaaah!

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What is Bruce Lee's beverage of choice? WATAAAAAR

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So I heard that Bruce Lee had children apparently

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What does a trebuchet in a convent and Bruce Lee have in common? They're both nunchuckers.




Yes lame but it's OC

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What is Bruce Lee's favourite drink? Water.

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What was Bruce Lee's beverage of choice? WAH-TAH!

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What is Bruce Lee's favorite drink? Wataaahh

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The difference between Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee? Why does Chuck Norris have a lot of jokes but Bruce Lee doesn't?

Because Bruce Lee is no joke...

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What does Bruce Lee order at Burger King? WHOPP-AHHH!!!

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What's Bruce Lee's favorite drink? WatAHHH!!

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Bruce Lee Charged With Carrying A Concealed Weapon. He had his hands in his pockets.

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What's Bruce Lee's favourite drink? Wataaaaah!

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What do you call Bruce Lee stuffed in a shell? A crustacean

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What do you call sodium chloride beating someone up with Bruce Lee's corpse? A salt with a dead Lee weapon

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What was Bruce Lee's favorite drink? WA-TAAAAAAH!

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Bruce Lee walks into a Burger King... and orders and WHOPPPAAAA!!!

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What is the name of Bruce Lee's crippled brother? Broccoli

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What does Bruce Lee drink after a hard work out? Wa-TAH!!

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Bruce Lee can punch so fast you can't even see it. There's no punchline.

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A primate that knows martial arts?!?!?!!! What do you call a primate that knows martial arts?

Bruce Leemur!

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What's was Bruce Lee's favorites drink? Wa-tar

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What do you get when you cross Obama, Bruce Lee, and the Irish? Barack O’Lee

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