Genie: what are your 3 wishes?
Me: make every word 4 letters long
Geni: wish gran
Meee: make ever word star with “br”
Brni: brsh bran
Bree: brke brer brrd brnd brth “uh”
Bruh: bruh bruh
Bruh: bruh bruh bruh
Bruh: bruh bruh
I asked my friend how to spell water.
Friend: HIJKLMNO
Me: umm ok, that doesnt sound right.
Friend: yeah bruh...H to O.
I lost 20% of my brush Bruh
Detective: I’m gonna need an interpreter, who killed that man
Frat boy: bruh like straight up this dude low key swooped in here, yeeted his life away and skeeted
Interpreter: I can’t help u dude
What do you do if you're smoking weed in the walmart parking lot and you see a spaceman Park in it bruh
Genie’s 3 Wishes
Genie: aight, you got 3 wishes. What’d you like to wish for?
Me: I wish everything was 4 letters!
Genie: your wish is gran
Me: I wish ever word star with br
Genie: brur brsh br bran
Me: b brsh brer brde brth uh
Genie: bruh bruh bruh bruh
a boy found a genie's lamp
"WOW!" the boy said, "It's a real genie!"
"Okay, my first wish is for every word to be four letters."
The Genie said: "Gran"
"now, make ever word star with br."
"Brun"
"Brw brke brev brrd brar brth bruh"
"bruh"
"bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh"
"bruh bruh"
They left the naming the animals to a couple bros.
They got to the last striped horse,
“What letters next man?”
“Z bruh.”
I love to sneeze.
Everybody’s like “bruh, get some allergy medication”
And I’m like “f*** u bruh, I wanna get hiiiiiigh”
A genie gave me 3 wishes...
Me: make every word 4 letters long
Geni: wish gran
Meee: make ever word star with “br”
Brni: brsh bran
Bree: brke brer brrd brnd brth “uh”
Bruh: bruh bruh
Bruh: bruh bruh bruh
Bruh: bruh bruh
Genie: what are your 3 wishes ?
me: i wish every word was 4 letters long
geni: wish gran
meee: i wish ever word star with "br"
brni: brsh bran
bree: brke brer brrd brnd brth "uh"
bruh: bruh bruh
bruh: bruh bruh bruh
bruh: bruh bruh
o: I wish for a tail!
Genie: Your wish is granted.
ɑ: Make it longer will you?
Genie: Sure!
q: I said LONGER.
Genie: Chill bruh i’m a wish-granting machine.
@: Ugh where is my tail *at* ?
"stop being political" Bruh, I said don't murder people
Where can you find a zebra? 25 letters after A, bruh.