"Where do you want this big roll of bubble wrap?" I asked my boss.
"Just pop it in the corner," he said.
It took me three hours.
What's the difference between a girl that's praying and a girl that's having a bubble bath?
One has hope in her soul,
The other has soap in her hole.
Bubble wrap
I asked my boss "where do you want me to put this giant roll of bubble wrap?"
And he replied "just pop it in the corner"
4 f*cking hours it took me!
What do you call James Bond in the bathtub? Bubble-0-7
A bubble floats into a bar . . .
The bartender asks, "What do you want?"
The bubble says, "Pop."
What's pink and hard when it goes in, and soft and wet when it comes out? Bubble gum.
What is pink, hard when it goes in, soft when it comes out, dry when it goes in, and wet when it comes out? Bubble gum. Got this joke from a high school science teacher, one of the weird ones.
I was exhausted after work today. I delivered a roll of bubble wrap. The lady said just pop it in the corner. It took me 7 hours.
Peeing in the Shower My wife screamed at me peeing in the shower. I told her that everyone pees in the shower. She responded, "Yeah, but I'm trying to take a bubble bath."
What kind of gum do astronauts chew? Hubble Bubble
I felt like making a joke about the stock market but I won't burst your bubble.
A fight broke out at the bubble-making contest. It came to blows.
I've created a new type of bubble but I don't know how to describe it. It's indescribubble.
What's Donald Trump's favorite kind of bubble gum? Bigly chew.
I asked my boss...
I asked my boss what he wanted me to do with a large roll of bubble wrap.
He told me to pop it in the corner.
It took me over three hours!
"Daaaaaaaaaaaad, what should I do with this industrial roll of bubble wrap?"
"Just pop it in the corner please"
It took me 2 hours.
Why do Mexicans eat beans for dinner? So they can have bubble baths.
How do you spell bubble? B.I.T.C.O.I.N.
What do you call James Bond in a bathtub?
Bubble-O-7
(I'll see myself out.)
I had a talk with my therapist
Me: you know I feel like people keep cutting me off in life and bursting my bubble so that along with my childhood trauma gave me more than enough reason to come to you for therapy
"Sir this is a McDonalds drive-through"
What is pink, goes in hard and dry and comes out soft and wet
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Bubble gum
What's the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bubble bath? The girl in church has her soul full of hope...
What goes in long and hard and comes out soft and sticky. Bubble gum.
What do you call James Bond in a jacuzzi? Bubble-0 Seven
Why is it that kids love bubble wrap, while adults just find it annoying? Nobody really knows, it's just one of the hallmarks of pop culture.
If the Alibaba IPO crashes... Dibs on the term "Ali-bubble"
I go in hard, come out soft, and you blow me hard. What am I? Bubble Gum
I bought a life size 3d model of plankton from spongebob. 4days later I got an empty box full of bubble wrap. I still don't know where plankton is.
When I was a kid a piece of bubble gum used to cost a penny. You know what happened? Inflation.
How does a bubble wrapped individual relieve stress? the individual rolls.
What happens when you give a Dutchman a pack of gum? Two-lip bubble
Japan's economy crashed in the 90s because their housing bubble was so bad, the Imperial Palace was worth all the land in California. I *wish* houses out here could still be that cheap!
What do you call rampant inflation in a prison's microenconomy? A soap bubble
What is a fish's favorite music genre? Bubble wrap.
What did the cherry tree say to Abe Lincoln?
Don't axe me!
I read that on a bubble gum wrapper.
I made a false deity out of bubble wrap today I call Him Pop Idol
What goes in big and hard and comes out soft and soggy? Bubble gum.
What was the favorite food of lenders during the housing bubble? Subprime ribs.
What's worse than sharting in the shower? Sharting in a bubble bath.